rhiannananana asked: Youre looking for short writing prompts right? What about a character making a meal or something? I think I saw marvel in the tags so, uh, what about Steve cooking/figuring out how to work a microwave, since they were apparently made after ww2..?
All right all right all right, Steve with cooking implements, I am very here for this. We’re going to assume that, somewhere between the movies, the Avengers DID actually cohabitate in the Tower, because I’m having trouble letting go of that part of comic canon. This is probably right after the first movie, before Ultron and Winter Soldier. Unfortunately that means no Sam, which I am sad about, fortunately that means I am not within my rights to wallow in the pain that is Bucky Barnes. And awaaaaaay we go.
“All right, and that button does what again?” Steve asked, frowning.
Tony huffed a sigh and drummed his fingers against the counter, agitated. “C’mon, Cap, we’ve done this like twelve times, how do you not have this yet?”
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Weeeeeeelllll, my roommate and I just watched the 2012 Les Mis (again, and yes, there was singing) and I spent about thirty minutes after it ended in a state of near-incoherence rambling about humanity at large and the last fucking scene with the great barricade. Yep. Just in case you thought you were following someone who, you know, had their shit together, this is your regular reminder that you’re actually following a bitter cynic who is occasionally taken so much by surprise by humanity’s triumphs as to be reduced to tears.
elizascuyler:
ghostpavlikovsky:
dragonretirement:
permets-tu:
a list of my weirdly specific favorite tiny moments from hamilton
- “everyone give it up for america’s favorite fighting frenchman / LAFAYETTE”
- the descending bass notes after “at least i keep his eyes in my life” that lead into “to the groom!”
- that looooong pause after the second chorus before wait for it EXPLODES
- “thomas claaaaaaaaims”
- the way the opening builds slowly with the cast snapping
- eliza beatboxing for philip!!!
- “BRRRAH BRRAAAH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN”
- “we had a spy on the inside that’s right HERCULEEEEES MULLIGAN”
- “you walked in and my heart went (BOOM)”
- the syncopation in “son / i’m notcha son / watch your tone”
- “don’t modulate the key then not debate with me”
- when all the different motiffs collide at the end of non-stop
- what time is it? SHOW TIME!
- the afterbirth of a nation
- you punched the burser (burr, sir)
- “we know who’s really doing the planting”
- you, you, you, youyouYOU
- jefferson’s deadpan “what”
- shaBOOM goes the cannon
- “cuz i will POP chick-a POP these cops till i’m free”
- history has its eyeeeeees ooooooon youuuuuu
- the piano music at the beginning of cabinet battle #1
- burr’s improv “and we fAALL” at the end of wait for it
- everyone ATTACK RETREAT ATTACK RETREAT
- the deep voice in the reynolds pamphlet (“DAMN”)
- you don’t have the votes you don’t have the votes (aha ha ha ha) you’re gonna need congressional approval and you don’t have the votes
- laurens’ “the revolution’s imminent, what do you stall for?” vs hamilton’s “what are you waiting for, what do you stall for?”
- oh, can i show you what i’m proudest of
- HE’S NEVER GON’ BE PRESIDENT NOW (never gon’ be president now) NEVER GON’ BE PRESIDENT NOW (never gon’ be president now)
- the harmonies at the end of who lives who dies who tells your story!!!!!!!
- this man will not make an orphan of my daughter
- [king george voice] awesome!! wow!!
- JEFFERSON or BURR (we know its lose lose) JEFFERSON or BURR (but if u had to chose)
- he looked at me like i was stupid, im not stupid
- i think ur pants look hot / laurens i like u a lot
- when they win @ yorktown and the chorus starts singing ‘the world turned upside down’ in the background
- america u great unfinished symphony
- AND WHEN I MEET THOMAS JEFFERSON IMMA COMPEL HIM TO INCLUDE WOMEN IN THE SEQUEL
- we are OUTGUNNED (what?) OUTMANNED (what?) OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED
- the transition from winter’s ball 2 helpless
(Source: medium-alison, via fireflyca)
mourningw00d:
communistbakery:
if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion
Dandelions are weeds
Okay but they might be someone’s favorite flower anyway.
(via ailleee)
melaniesole:
imperfectkreis:
flightless-wings:
if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.
She broke that shit down so beautifully
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
