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luke:
and then jabba put leia in a bikini with a chain around her neck, but later she killed him, so...
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han (excited):
really?
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luke:
yeah.
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han:
what did it look like?
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luke:
erm, the bikini was red and gold and-
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han:
no. when she killed jabba. what was it like?
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luke:
she strangled him with the chain.
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han:
how did her biceps look? i bet she was really flexed.
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han:
*sighs* *stares off into the distance* i bet she got that really gorgeous look of murderous rage when she's about to do something heroic for democracy and freedom...
