Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Weird AU Prompts

the-average-procrastinator:

- “Yeah, your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I’ve seen everything. Even that dance part for one” au

- “Sure, I’m an alien but I don’t know why you’d think I’d abduct people. But there’s a great eatery across the galaxy if you want to check it out” au

- “Listen, I am genetically modified and on the run and you will let me hide in your house” au

- “I was just taking a walk through the woods and I didn’t think Fae really existed, and I really don’t think I’ll accept any food from you” au

- “My dragon is acting sick and you specialize in dragon illnesses, please take a look at it. Wait, why are you laughing” au

- “Buddy, we are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, I specialize in botany in unfavorable terrain and I just saw you make a sword out of PVC pipe and string; we’re definitely teaming up” au

- “As a wielder of dark magic I definitely plan on taking over the world once I trick you into releasing me from my prison, but crap, I think I might like you more than I meant to” au

- “Ok, so you panicked and kissed the human so he wouldn’t drown, but we can’t keep him and he can’t leave if he knows about us merpeople, so what are we going to do” au

- “Look, I honestly didn’t mean to run into any awkward werewolves on my hike and why would I tell anyone about it, what do you mean ‘take me to your leader’ are you serious. How cliché can you be” au

- “I’m a superhero and you’re the villain, but I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to punch you in the face” au

I’m about 85% sure that you can describe at least one of my stupid baby almost-novels from years back as “I am genetically modified and on the run and you WILL let me hide in your house.”  No, wait, I lied, you could probably stretch that to one of my completed novels, too, if you assume that the hiding is temporary and ends with kidnapping.

(via lathori)

stardusted:

kurosmind:

tbird2290:

milkteaghost:

Imagine a villain getting injured and losing their memory and the heroes finding them and taking them with them and taking care of them and the villain gets their memory back after like a week but doesn’t want to say anything because the heroes are being so nice to them and nobody has been that nice to them in so long and they don’t want it to end and they’re maybe getting fond of the heroes but don’t tell anyone shhh. But eventually something happens and the heroes are in trouble and they’re trying to get the villain to run away because they still think they’re an amnesiac with no idea how to defend themself and they’ve grown to like them and don’t want them to get hurt but the villain just pushes past them toward whatever is trying to hurt the heroes and just fuckin goes guns blazing and destroys them

Well damn

I need this in my life

@joons this sounds like something you would write??

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

ok, but have you considered…

sam-sour-wolf:

• The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
• I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
• My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
• Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
• My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
• I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
• The apartment above me has left their tape on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
• My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
• The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ

(via dyinghistoric)

spandexual:

Star Trek meet cute ideas

• “you’re a hot nurse and I’ve just had an embarrassing incident with a self-sealing stembolt”
  
• “I’ve only eaten replicated food before so you’ve decided to cook for me”
• “I grew up on a cargo ship and you won’t shut up about your idyllic homeworld”
• “we use the same holoprogram so why not use it together and double our time?”
  
• “we’re the only non-Vulcan crew on this vessel and thus always end up sticking together, unfortunately we are also a Romulan and a Klingon”
  
• “you say constant flirting is part of your culture but I’ve just noticed that you only flirt with me”
  
• “we hate each other but our shore leave is at the same Risian resort at the same time”
  
• “I thought you just had dark eyes but it turns out you’re a Betazoid and oh god all the dirty things I’ve been thinking about you”
  
• “I know you’re trying to help but on my planet this would be very inappropriate”
  
• “my Vulcan roommate got wasted on all the chocolates you left for me, you can take responsibility”

(via bronzedragon)

amusewithaview:

gotfanfiction:

empressnacho:

eryuko:

spookymileskane:

au where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo.

every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with.)

imagine people who fall in love easily having their bodies completely covered in tattoos.

aromantics who only have their own ankle tattoo on their body.

people who have love affairs having to cover up the other secret tattoo from their spouse/partner.

a new tattoo appearing on a celebrity’s body in new photos and a very lucky fan (who had recently met the celebrity) realizing that it’s their tattoo.

elderly ladies sitting around tables in nursing homes telling the story behind each of their tattoos.

kindergartners who giggle as they look at their own ankle tattoos together and dream about the future tattoos they’ll have when they’re all grown up.

people trying their best to deface tattoos of ex-lovers who broke their hearts, but they can never go away.

just think about this, guys.

ok but when u realize you have your partners tattoo and yours never shows up on them

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT NICE

@amusewithaview hurt me please

Why do you want me to do sad things?  WHY?  Also, I dislike that these marks are just for romantic love.  Why can’t you have one on each ankle, one for romance and one for platonic love?

- Imagine aromantics who one day see their romantic mark on someone, pulling them aside and explaining that they’ll never reciprocate that way.  Imagine them becoming friends and the joy they both feel when the romantic mark slowly becomes platonic.

- Imagine a child learning about marks in school and going home to ask to see their platonic marks on their parents.  Except only one parent has a mark…

- Imagine obsessive love, dangerous love, making the mark on a person’s skin twist a little, go jagged and smeared.

- Imagine moments of intense love making the mark glow.

- Imagine a couple where one person suddenly develops a new mark they won’t discuss, making the other confused and suspicious… until they reveal that they’re pregnant.

- Imagine that reincarnation exists, and that’s the only way a mark can be duplicated perfectly.  People looking at paintings and sculptures and wondering if someday an archeologist will discover a depiction of their mark.

(via amusewithaview)

prompts based on my life (because i am a mess)

copperbadge:

campwellsjaha:

• we’re the only ones in this tiny bus shelter and you’ve been crying for 10 minutes and i would give you some privacy but it’s pouring rain out so “do you want to  talk about it,” i guess?
  
• you’ve just moved into my apartment and all i want is a drink but you’ve been in the kitchen for an hour, and you’re going to judge me hardcore for drinking whiskey at noon on a sunday
• you’re my waiter and “yes, i’d like a pitcher of sangria” and “no, i’m not waiting for my friends- this essay isn’t going to write itself, jesus christ”/i work in a pub by campus and am becoming incresingly concerned about the girl who’s on her second pitcher and has an essay due at 7 tonight
• i work in a drive-thru and didn’t realize the speaker was still on and started singing “i am beautiful in every single way” and you heard and were like “i’m sure you are” and i’m mortified and you’re hot
• you’ve been looking through the self-help section at a bookstore for at least 2 hours and this one employee keeps walking by looking more and more concerned every time
• you work in a coffee shop and are in the middle of a hella rendition of ‘total eclipse of the heart’ and get WAY too into it, and a (really hot dammit) customer tried to get your attention by singing “turn around, bright eyes”
• we always get into huge debates in our lectures , and one time it got particularly heated and you threw your computer mouse at me, we got kicked out, and now you’re demanding that i buy you a new one?? who even uses mouses anyways??
• this class is really boring, so maybe i’ve been looking at your laptop over your shoulder, and now i feel like i know you based off the the buzzfeed quizzes that you’ve been taking
• i forgot my copy of Goblet of Fire on this park bench and when i come back to get it this really hot guy is reading it, but he insists that the book is his and holy shit he’s hot, but i will fight him for the book
• we’re in the same photography class and i thought i was alone in the dark room so i’ve been belting out every song on the radio and you don’t chime in until a duet comes on and i hit (and cut) my head on an enlarger because “holy SHIT how long have you been here?”
• my friend and i decided to get tattoos and we’re underage but she knows a guy, so now i’m lying on her kitchen table with my pants half way down my legs and did you REALLY just ask me for my number? is now REALLY the time? 
• we share sheet music in band but i’m terrible at reading it so i bribe you to write in the notes and you decide that a date is suitable payback

• You passed out onto me on the train. Have my water bottle.
  
• I don’t know if my wrist is broken but you are by far the hottest doctor I’ve ever encountered so I hope so. 
• You asked me to help you install your computer in your dorm room because I “look like I know about computers”. I don’t, but I also don’t know anyone on campus yet, so why not try? (And epic fail?)
• You’re in the next seat over at the coffee shop reading my blog on your laptop what no why
• I am shopping in your bookstore and you didn’t notice my mother was standing directly behind me when you really blatantly hit on me.
• Thank you, neighbor, I did set the wall on fire, but only a little and it’s out now, no need to be concerned.
  
• You keep apologizing for playing your trumpet at night in the apartment below mine but you’re actually really good and I kind of enjoy it.
  
• You have the biggest dog I’ve ever seen and every time I see you walking your dog something awesome happens to me. I know it’s very crazy but I think your dog is my lucky charm. 
• We are trapped in this elevator and just barely know each other. To avoid making small talk, let’s call everyone we know and make them entertain us.
  
• I am in this diner so often and I have such a specific order that you have named the order after me.
  

(Source: nurseysderek, via princehal9000)

some aus

peggyicarter:

• ‘you’re a celebrity incognito trying to hide from paparazzi and you’re sitting right next to me and i’m the only one that recognizes you’ au
  
• ‘someone starts a rumor that we’re dating so let’s turn the tables’ au
• ‘you made an obscure literary reference and i’m the only on that got it’ au
  
• ‘we were both late to class and walked into each other in the hall and oh god do you have a concussion? i’m so sorry’ au
  
• ‘oh my god you’re my ex’s other ex’ au
  
• ‘we’re both actors and keep showing up for the same auditions’ au
  
• ‘i keep overhearing you make fun of me so i finally try to stand up for myself and it actually had nothing to do with me at all i’m sorry i never meant for this to happen’ au
  
• we’re both teachers and all our students ship us’ au
• ‘i kissed the wrong person on news years’ au
  
• ‘i’m yelling to my friend about how attractive this celebrity is and then plot twist you’re the celebrity and in front of me wtf’ au
• ‘the only two people in the movie theater’ au
  
• ‘we showed up at a party wearing the same exact outfit. this is awkward.’ au
  

(Source: bethsjohanssens, via princehal9000)

Prompts for all your criminal needs

letsbreakthelawagain:

You are absolutely gorgeous. No, no, sorry ignore me keep putting the money in the bag you’re doing great.

I don’t really care that you’re cleaning your drug money in the laundromat, Its 4am let me wash my fucking boxers

Why are you carrying a head in an extra large pickle jar?

You are on the police’s most wanted list but you’re in my pet shop asking about how to care for your pet lizard and you are very passionate about it. So yes I am a bit flustered

Hey! You stole my wallet well technically its a wallet that I stole, but I still want it back!

I don’t care if you were here first its my dump site, take your body somewhere else

Hypothetically, would you be able to get me some Chloroform. I’m asking for a friend.

So, I’m dying, but its really important to me that someone knows where I put my-

Dude, add like a box of cereal or something. Only buying a knife set and trash bags makes you look guilty as fuck

Did you just give me your number, IN THE MIDDLE OF ME ROBBING YOU?

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

milkteaghost:

Imagine a villain getting injured and losing their memory and the heroes finding them and taking them with them and taking care of them and the villain gets their memory back after like a week but doesn’t want to say anything because the heroes are being so nice to them and nobody has been that nice to them in so long and they don’t want it to end and they’re maybe getting fond of the heroes but don’t tell anyone shhh. But eventually something happens and the heroes are in trouble and they’re trying to get the villain to run away because they still think they’re an amnesiac with no idea how to defend themself and they’ve grown to like them and don’t want them to get hurt but the villain just pushes past them toward whatever is trying to hurt the heroes and just fuckin goes guns blazing and destroys them

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Job AUs

cup-of-hot-coffee:

General

• ‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU
  
• ‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU
  
• ‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au
  
• ‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU
  

Hairdresser AU

• ‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU
  
• “Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU
  

Gift store AU

• ‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU
  

• ‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

• ‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU
  

• ‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

• 'You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU
  
• ‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU
  

Coffee Shop AU

• I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU
  
• 'You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU
  
• 'You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU
  
• 'Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU

Bakery AU

• 'Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU
  

• 'Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU 

Drug Store/Chemist AU

• 'You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

• 'You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU
  
• ‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU
  

Teacher AU

• We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU
  
• 'Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU
  

Writer AU

• I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

• ‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU
  

• ‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU
  

• ‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU
  

Corner Shop AU

• ‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU
  
• ‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why’ AU
  

 

Restaurant AU

• ‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU
  
• ‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU
  

Idol/Manger AU

• ‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU
  
• ‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU
  
• ‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU 

Firefighter AU

• ‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU
  
• “No that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU
  

Sex Line Operator AU

• ‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU
  
• ‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU
  

And Finally:

• You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your drug den’ AU
  

sorry not sorry

(via fuckyeahsterekaus)