flvffs asked: mangoes are fantastic and i will fight you

Mangoes have a weird-ass flavor and texture, and FURTHERMORE, they’re like 93.56% pit and therefore a huge pain in the ass.  In the hierarchy of fruit they rank slightly above fruit with hair and avocados, ie not in the edible range.

Tags: asked and answered chivalrysson moran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoes demon fruit i also will not do fuzzy or hairy fruit kiwi is out of the question my mom brought home a rambutan when i was like seven and my dad and i made her throw it out also??? mangoes get slimy if you cut them up to eat later??? i work in a froyo store mangoes are the W O R S T you can spend like a billion dollars on a crate of mangoes and get exactly 0.79 lbs of fruit yield AND AS LONG AS WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT AVOCADOS ARE TERRIBLE AND I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE ATTRACTION LIKE???? LOVE YOURSELVES AND STOP EATING MUSHY THINGS