aww man i’m having super cute domestic life hades/persephone and cerberus feels now tho
- like hades, lord of the underworld, gets this three-headed terror dog and names him “spot”
- hades spends forever personally training cerberus, which mostly involves (unsuccessfully) teaching cerberus not to chase shades around and eat the innocent deads’ bones
- half of hades’ stuff is just constantly covered in dog spit because 3 times the heads means 3 times the slobber, and at this point he’s stopped caring (or really noticing) and has on more than one occasion handed somebody something completely soaked in cerberus drool
- hades is super nervous about introducing persephone to cerberus for the first time because, as mentioned above, he’s a three-headed terror dog, but at this point persephone isn’t phased by anything and she just immediately goes to rub cerberus’s belly and hades wants to cry a little
- cerberus goes absolutely bonkers when persephone comes back down to the underworld for the winter, because dogs are dogs and he really did think that she was never going to come back ever again and he missed her so, so much
- on a related note, hades especially hates the first few days after persephone leaves, because cerberus barks and whines nonstop for her
- cerberus, like the good dog he is, always fetches the mail for hades. by which i mean that, if hermes ever comes to give hades a message, cerberus tears through the underworld after him and eventually spits him out right at hades’s feet
#lbr hades whines as much as cerberus #theyre both a slobbering mass of despair on whatever passes as a couch in the underworld #so he hates cerberus’s reaction and the noise but he’s also probably like *tries to pat all three heads at once* #‘yes yes i know i know i miss her too’ #’:( :( :(’ x
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