bigdickbarnes:

resistanceposterboy:

resistanceposterboy:

i think rey would cry if poe cooked her something that’s native to his home world.

#a true thing about me…..#is that i spend 90% of my free time thinking about poe and rey meetin#its like …. legitimatelly …..#one of the only thigns that i care about#not even in a romo way but like high key: in a romo way#consider: poe and rey hanging out over finns bed#while he’s unconscious#rey hums little songs she made up and then after she’s stopped a few hours later poe gets the humming bug too#and anyway of course that ends to them teaching each other songs and he pulls out his space guitar and she smiles at him#the Full Force Daisy Ridley Smile#and poe spends the next week standing in front of his mirror every night and pointing his finger at himself and sternly saying NO.#NO.#NO .#he fashions her a necklace out of wood from yavin 4#and has to brush her hair away so he can put it on her#she grabs his hand first bc idk she’s So Sad abt finn#finds him one night reliving the horror of ben solo poking around in his brain etc#guilt abt the village or w/e#she sings him the song he taught her#stumbles over the space spanish#anyway both of them no DOUBT begin to feel some guilt bc there finn is#in a medically induced coma#and here they are#falling asleep on each others shoulders#(rey is warming up to hand holding)#poe showing her around an xwing and jessika making so many suggestive faces @ him that he points at her sternly & mouths CALLATE#rey: what?#poe: what?#rey: did you say something?#poe: what? no buddy!

there were more tags and tumblr CUT THEM OFF @ tumblr the fuck, anyway its out in the open now and the point is that eventually she has to leave, and when she leaves she says “take care of finn” but also “take care of yourself” bc she’s seen his dark nights and they aren’t good, aren’t what he deserves, and then when she finally comes BACK well of course finn & poe have had months and months to settle in w/e its very gross, anyway she comes back and she and finn bounce off one another and collide and spark and run to each other across the tarmac fly into each others arms etc, but poe has an old soul and something in rey is ancient, so after a long moment of finn she turns around & she and poe simply fold themselves around each other right there in front of the general & everyone 

bc w finn there’s the loud ecstatic outpouring of love and joy but w poe rey finds something quieter, w poe rey has silence, bc poe is still like a lake in the jungle of yavin 4, a lake in the jungle beneath the moons, and finn is the of course the bubbling noise of the water 

anyway! NOT that i have thought about this at length 

(via punkrockpatroclus)

#ourgeneration horror stories

kayteaem-fic:

  • They find a book written in Latin… one guy doesn’t take Latin and doesn’t want to mess up the pronunciation. The girl is studying Mandarin. Another guy recommends sticking it into Google Translate but that’s likely to land them with gibberish. They leave it alone.
  • The car won’t start. They call an Uber.
  • The vampire captures the girl and insists that she wears the gown to dinner. The gown is actually hella cute. Only problem is it’s not in her size. Oh, it only comes in 2’s and 4’s? Sorry, vamp, you want me in that dress you contact the goddamn company and tell them to get their shit together.
  • “How did you possibly know that? It saved our lives!” “I’ve got two degrees and I spend way too much time on Wikipedia.”
  • They encounter a spirit that gains power the more people believe in it. One girl makes a vine and uploads with, “fakest ghost ever!!! Right??” Twenty minutes later the spirit is destroyed.
  • The circus is in town tonight. Except she’s lived her whole life here and the circus has never come before… it’s also in a pretty sketchy part of town, not somewhere you’d want to walk alone at night. She goes to a movie instead.
  • “You’d need an ARMY to fight this evil!” “Okay. I’ve got 20,000 followers, lets see how many can make it.”
  • The Evil Whispery Voice of Doom tells the jock that it’s going to kill his pretty blonde girlfriend. The jock gets offended because, excuse me, Cindy and I are just friends. However, Marty over there is my boyfriend and I’m not saying you should kill him, just stop making assumptions yeah?
  • “This spirit tried to convince me it was Jerry when it texted but its texting style is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT so yeah that didn’t work.”
  • We could have easily gotten lost and ended up at some creepy cabin in the woods, but luckily we all had functioning GPSs. Beach party, we’ve arrived!
  • “We have to find a way to destroy it! We—what are you doing?” “Looking up ‘exorcising demons’ on Google. Oh look, first hit.”
  • The child she bares will be the devil’s spawn. Good thing she doesn’t want kids. Or if she changes her mind she can always adopt.
  • “How can we possibly outwit this serial killer…” “… There’s gotta be an app for that. Lemme look.”
  • Only the virgin will survive… Turns out they’re all virgins. One is asexual. One wants to wait until marriage. Two just haven’t found the right person yet. One is meh about sex. So we all survive, yeah?
  • The girl does not fall. She was on varsity track.
  • “Quick! We need someplace to hide the artifact. And then decoys to confuse the beast! What have we got?” “… I’ve got a hundred plastic bags stuffed into another plastic bag.” “PERFECT.” 

(Source: itsclydebitches, via adelindschade)