capcassianandor:

“I say eighteen years,” Jyn, perched on the edge of the table.

“What? No way,” Cassian, leaning forward, focused.

Leaning back on his chair, Bodhi cleans his goggles.

“Well, they were Guardians before the Republic fell, weren’t they?” Jyn is insistent, “They must have had some sort of code against emotional attachments, like the Jedi.”

“Even so,” says Cassian, “It has to be longer than that. Looking at the way they interact, the subtlety of the touches, the shorthand… I say twenty-four, twenty-five years.”

“You’re not using your intelligence-gathering skills for this, are you?”

“Well, it’s not like I can just switch it off!”

“But it’s an unfair advantage!”

Cassian brushes her off and turns his attention to the pilot.

“What about you, Bodhi? What do you reckon?”

“Thirty-two years,” he says calmly.

Then, seeing as the other two are looking at him with raised eyebrows, he adds:

“Give or take. Probably dated for like… five years before that? I’m just guessing.”

“Shit, they’re coming. Credits on the table, boys!” says Jyn in a whisper.

Each of them throws a handful of credit chips on the table.

“Alright, spit it out,” says Baze, walking up to their corner of the mess hall, “the three of you have been staring at us for the last fifteen minutes.”

“I told you,” says Chirrut lightly, “their intentions are pure.”

“I don’t trust your definition of pure. And , in any case, it’s annoying. So what is it?”

Jyn elbows Cassian in the ribs to get him to do the talking.

“Well, we were just wondering… How long the two of you have been together.”

“Married, you mean?”

Jyn nods vigorously.

“Well, we became involved when I was sixteen, Chirrut was fifteen.”

“The bit about no emotional attachments was never really a rule. More like advice,” Chirrut answers Jyn’s unvoiced question.

“Very strong advice,” says Baze.

“Well, we were always unorthodox.”

Chirrut smiles at Baze, who leans in to give him a quick kiss.

“Anyway, we were married some five years later, so that makes it… thirty-two years?”

“Just about.”

Cassian and Jyn’s jaws drop, and they apparently decide to give up on hiding their secret. Both turn to Bodhi.

“What?!”

“How did you know?!”

“Unbelievable!”

The two wail and stomp off, grumbling about “two hundred credits!”.

Meanwhile, Bodhi leans forward on the table and gathers his precious winning.

“Guess that means these are mine now.”

“So,” says Chirrut grinning, “are you going to tell them you were born and raised in Jedha City, and that the marriage of two Guardians of the Whills made city-wide news?”

“Eventually,” he says, counting his chips.

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rookandor:

Pulling away!

(Source: hayden-christensen-archive, via skymurdock)

Tags: BODHI YOU DISASTER THEY ASK YOU FOR THE NAME OF YOUR SHIP AND YOU TELL THEM STRAIGHT UP THAT YOU'RE GOING ROGUE YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS 'UH. ROGUE.  ROGUE ONE' JYN LOOKS READY TO PUNT HIM THROUGH THE TRANSPARISTEEL 'ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING BODHI DID YOU LEGIT JUST DO THAT' I FEEL YOU JYN BODHI ROOK ROGUE ONE STAR WARS also okay i am convinced that mon mothma 1) knew they were going to go (these are HER PEOPLE she KNOWS them and she sees they way jyn holds their attention) (they look at jyn like a star in flesh like a fire given form) (they look at jyn like she's hope) (she can't deny them that hope) 2) told the hangar staff not to properly impound the ship (there's GOT to be a way to render a ship planet-bound) (literally just pull out the hyperdrive capacitor or put some kind of boot on it idfk) 3) reacted to this whole thing by going 'oh no. what a disaster. someone stop them.' without looking up from her latest briefing ('you could at least PRETEND to care enough to uphold the council's decision' bail says) ('they're renegades there's nothing to be done' mon mothma says still not looking up) (bail's argument would hold more water if he wasn't clearly delighted) ('rogue one' he says with a chuckle) ('i hope that pilot comes back alive he's got a set of brass ones on him') (YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT BAIL ORGANA FATHER OF LEIA ORGANA OUR LADY OF BULLSHIT WHO LOOKED VADER IN THE EYE AND LIED WHEN HE LITERALLY WAS FEET FROM BEING ON HER SHIP DOESN'T APPRECIATE A SET OF SOLID TITANIUM GONADS WHEN HE SEES THEM IN ACTION) (YOU CANNOT)

I JUST GOT IN FROM ROGUE ONE AND GODDAMN.

GODDAMN, THAT’S ALL.

I’m working on literally three short fics and a chapter for a long fic, but I’LL BE DAMNED, IF YOU WANT FIC FOR THAT MOVIE I AM H E R E FOR YOU.