(Source: millennial-review, via starwarsisgay)
I’m fucking dying; we’ve got this three year old over, and he finds our Green Lantern mask, so he comes up to me wearing it and asks what Green Lantern’s powers are. So I tell him Green Lantern has a ring that can ‘make anything he imagines’ (I mean he’s three, I’m not going to Get Into It) and he runs off.
And like 40 seconds later, we hear, “Ring, make me into the Flash!”
Fuckin’ COLD, man.
@taraljc omg
THAT’S HILARIOUS.
(via allisonthatssognarly)
drst:
Hunh. I have not thought about this and now must ponder.
Oh my god, this explains SO MUCH about SO MANY CHARACTERS.
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
I want a revolution.
I’ll call the Les Mis fandom.
I want a successful revolution.
Call the Hamilton fandom.
"
People keep
1) saying they don’t know what ‘genderqueer’ means
then
2) asking why we added it to the dictionary
"— @MerriamWebster on twitter (via nihil-descent)
(Source: wingedcatgirl-remademaybe, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
- Me: *explaining to my lil bro what having a period feels like because he was curious*
- Dad: Hey shut up literally no one wants to hear about that ew
- Dad: Besides women are exaggerating the so called pain they go through anyway
- Me:
- Bro:
- Bro: No wonder mom left you.
- Me: OH MY GOD oH MY gOd OOOOOOOOOOOH
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
How do you know a soprano is at your door?
She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in
OOOOOOOO
:O
What do sopranos and pirates have in common?
They both murder on the high seas
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
