Chronicles of the Kencyrath fans?

im-lost-but-not-gone:

sursumursa:

Where are you? Apparently not on Tumblr, that’s for sure.

So: anyone who likes…er…books, and asskicking heroines, should read them.

They have many names. Collectively they are the Chronicles of the Kencyrath/Kencyrath Chronicles/God Stalker Chronicles. The first book is Dark of the Gods/God Stalk.

They are at least fourteen kinds of awesome.

Probably more. And the heroine has cat claws.

By the power of awesome! Go! Read!

Some of you are bound to have read them.

Right?

Hell yes, I have read them. Multiple times. And I, too, too have sought for others who have read them.  Fans of Jamethiel Priest’s Bane unite!  All those who are willing to cheer on Kindrie as he struggles through his soulscape, cheer with me!  Everyone who wishes they, too, could kick Tori’s ass just a little bit for being such a noble puppy, join me!  And all you who long for your very own Marcarn who would gladly follow you into the bowels of hell not only because of honor but especially for love and respect, come on!

OH MY GOD.  HELLO.  HI.  WE EXIST.  YOU EXIST.  I HAVE LOOKED FOR OTHER FANS OF THE KENCYRATH CHRONICLES SINCE I GOT A TUMBLR.

(via im-lost-but-not-gone)

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

(via fireflyca)

♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you

shiro-pon:

mintyskulls:

f-yeah-askmemes:

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
  • Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave
  • Who is the slut for Doritos
  • Who starts the pillow fights
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
  • Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one)
  • Who dies first
  • Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed
  • Who needs help opening their Popsicle
  • Who talks to questionable strangers
  • Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky
  • Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day
  • Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none
  • Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks
  • Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart
  • Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one
  • Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire
  • Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something
  • What they would be like as parents

still doin this

(via academicfeminist)