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October 15, 2016

flvffs asked: BUT THEYRE NOT EVEN REALLY HAIRY THEY JUST have like soft spiky things

and PEACHES you keep adding to this list of perfectly palatable foods peaches taste perfect with cream

Peaches have FUZZ and that is just…no.  I can appreciate that peaches even taste pretty good, I can admit that, I just CAN’T DO FUZZY FRUIT.  AND RAMBUTANS ARE SCARY, I STAND BY THIS.

Tags: asked and answered chivalrysson DEMON FRUIT moran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoes AND AVOCADOES AND RAMBUTANS AND KIWIS AND PEACHES ALSO I??? AM PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FRUIT-IN-CREAM THING GOTTA BE HONEST I AM A DISGRACE TO MY SOUTH CAROLINA FAMILY although to be fair as an openly queer aggressively pro-choice hot-tempered woman i am already a disgrace and comfortable with that

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October 14, 2016
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flvffs asked: BOTH RAMBUTANS AND AVOCADOES ARE BRILLIANT FRUITS AND THEY DONT DESERVE YOUR HATRED

i just to eat some avocado out of PURE SPITE

Okay, I G E T that avocados are some kind of a superfood and I just…like…canNOT get past how mushy they are, if you can more power to you.  BUT RAMBUTANS HAVE HAIR???  I CANNOT.  I DO NOT DO HAIRY FRUITS.  LIKE.  I DON’T EVEN LIKE PEACHES.  EVEN ONCE THEY’VE BEEN PEELED.  FRUIT SHOULD NOT HAVE HAIR, HAIR SHOULD BE AN ANIMAL-EXCLUSIVE OCCURRENCE.

Look at this

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THAT????

Tags: asked and answered chivalrysson DEMON FRUIT I DO NOT DO HAIRY FRUIT EVER AT ALL PERIOD moran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoes AND AVOCADOES AND RAMBUTANS AND KIWIS AND PEACHES although oddly i will eat fruit with spikes starfruit and dragonfruit are fine i don't like the prickly feeling pineapple leaves in my mouth but i don't actively hate it (fun fact: that prickly feeling is the pineapple enzymes breaking stuff down in your mouth) (because pineapple is a MEAT TENDERIZER) (so i don't feel unjustified here)

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October 14, 2016
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flvffs asked: mangoes are fantastic and i will fight you

Mangoes have a weird-ass flavor and texture, and FURTHERMORE, they’re like 93.56% pit and therefore a huge pain in the ass.  In the hierarchy of fruit they rank slightly above fruit with hair and avocados, ie not in the edible range.

Tags: asked and answered chivalrysson moran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoes demon fruit i also will not do fuzzy or hairy fruit kiwi is out of the question my mom brought home a rambutan when i was like seven and my dad and i made her throw it out also??? mangoes get slimy if you cut them up to eat later??? i work in a froyo store mangoes are the W O R S T you can spend like a billion dollars on a crate of mangoes and get exactly 0.79 lbs of fruit yield AND AS LONG AS WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT AVOCADOS ARE TERRIBLE AND I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE ATTRACTION LIKE???? LOVE YOURSELVES AND STOP EATING MUSHY THINGS