nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Actual conversation between me and my roommate, after we’d packed up literally our entire dorm room.

Adler: Wait, we didn’t think this through.  My mattress is covered with boxes and I need to sleep there.

Me: *pulls out single sheet and pillow*

Me: It’s okay, I thought of this, you can just crash with me.

Adler: Oh, thanks, bro!  Sounds like a plan!

Crickets: *chirping*

Me: …this is why everyone thinks we’re fucking, isn’t it.

Adler: Moran, my dear, I’ve read this fanfic a hundred times.  This is EXACTLY why everyone thinks we’re fucking.

(Source: minajs, via clockwork-mockingbird)

becausedragonage:

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I’m laughing my head off. “There should have been a warning.”

The warning is that it’s a retelling of the fucking Illiad. Honest to God, a story involving one of the most famous same-sex love affairs in the history of literature and there should have been a warning?

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Overheard two guys at school today

werewolvesangelsandhunters:

darkclockwork:

dontclimbanymore:

dah-feels:

bury-mia-in-black:

Guy 1: *walks up to his friends*
Guy 2: get outta here, ginger!
Guy 3: yeah!
Guy 1: aaaw
Guy 3: no just kidding, I love you man. Homo.
Guy 1: do you mean ‘no homo’??
Guy 3: I mean full homo
Guy 1: for real?
Guy 3: yeah man. go to Winter Ball with me?
Guy 1: oh! uh, yeah. yeah.
Guy 3: perfect. I’m thinking blue ties??

that was unexpected

Full homo

Think of Guy 2 just watching this happen

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(Source: mi-aaah, via thepainofthesass)