Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Anyway where are my Fullmetal Alchemist/Pacific Rim AUs.

It works in either direction, with some tweaking.

Yancy and Raleigh Becket try to perform human transmutation and Yancy ends up fused to a massive fuckoff suit of armor and Raleigh loses his left arm (the one with the circuit burns) and his right leg (the one Lady Danger loses at the end of the movie) and Pentecost is Mustang, obviously, and he’s not dating his second in command, she’s his brilliant daughter Mako who is very taken aback by the Fullmetal Alchemist who is polite and soft-spoken and smiles easily but sadly.  Herc is Hughes and instead of killing him they kill his son, an arrogant but undeniably competent alchemist.  Alternatively, Herc is Mustang and Pentecost is a much grimmer Hughes.

Edward and Alphonse Elric become Jaeger pilots because the world is coming to a fucking end and then a disaster happens and Ed is alone, and then Mustang shows up to recruit him to save the world and tries to pair him with everyone under the sun and finally throws one of their mechanics at him and said mechanic (Winry) is OUTRAGED that they’re drift compatible because SHE HAS REAL WORK TO DO that’s not hotrodding around in a GIANT FUCKOFF ROBOT but also no she is absolutely not turning down a chance to pilot that giant fuckoff robot, get in, Elric.  Obviously in this AU their Jaeger’s AI (IDK, Fullmetal Alchemy or something, they call her pilots the Fullmetal Boys) is high key possessed by Al’s memory imprint.  And Riza is LOCCENT at the last Shatterdome.  She and Mustang used to be pilots together but they aren’t anymore for reasons that they won’t tell anyone.

Everyone else can be fitted in as necessary.  Go forth and find me these AUs.

jabbaluna:

jabbaluna:

riz ahmed as tony stark

the tony stark we deserve 

(Source: beardedstucky, via skymurdock)

*whispers* kay but what about miraculous vigilante!au

miraculer:

bullysquadess:

• no kwami/ superpowers
  
• hawkmoth is the kingpin of the notorious crime ring terrorizing paris under the name “Akuma”
• organized crime is at an all time high, and no one feels safe anymore
• surprise surprise, the police are useless
• enter: marinette duapin cheng, sweet and cunning and tired of seeing her city being terrorized
• so she obscures her identity, setting out into the night streets armed only with her wits, 7 years of aikido lessons, and the burning desire to clean up the streets
• soon all the tabloids are talking about a faceless heroine dubbed “the ladybug“ taking down muggers left and right around paris’ seedy underbelly
• enter: adrien agreste, who’s inspired by the stories and tired of living his oppressively structured life
• so he suits up as well, masking his recognizable face as he and his fencing sabers seek out the mysterious vigilante
• he helps ladybug out of a tight spot, they team up
• im talking infiltrating hideouts
• im talking “cut off one head and two more take its place”
• im talking red-x’d pictures and yarn stretched across a cork board
• imagine the student in their class arguing. “well i think they should just leave it to the authorities!” chloe shouts. “yeah, like the cops could do anything without the help of Ladybug and Chat Noir,” Alya counters
• half of paris loves the duo, and the other half want them off the streets for good
• its basically netflix daredevil au at this point I KNOW
• im talking stakeouts
  
• im talking drug busts
  
• im talking midnight motorcycle chases

• VIGILANTE!AU

heCK YEESSSSSSFFGFGFFGFG

LITERALLY ALL THE GRIT I LIVE FOR

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youve-got-wings:

icouldbereadingnow:

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

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greythecompassgirl:

haha but Alek enforcing the “no secrets” rule throughout their entire life together and just being like, 

“Deryn, did you eat the last of the food?” 

“…No…”

“No secrets, remember?”

“Barking spiders. FINE. YES, YES I DID. I ATE IT ALL. THAT STUPID PROMISE WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO, CAN’T YOU LET GO OF IT?”

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