Because a lot of doods were upset about a Ghostbusters remake with a female cast, I propose that we balance it out with a Charlie’s Angels remake with all-male Angels. That’s a decent exchange, right? If women are going to steal men’s important ghostbusting jobs, it’s only fair that men steal women’s sexy-crimefighting-in-swimsuits-and-cutoffs jobs. Let’s be fair and give the MRAs what they want, by having a team of hot guys go undercover as models, centerfolds, chorus boys, gigolos, pageant contestants, lifeguards, go-go dancers, etc.
Here’s my proposed cast:
Ryan Guzman as ‘Brian Duncan’
Charles Michael Davis as ‘Jack Munroe’
Harry Shum Jr. as ‘Kelly Garrett’
Lucien Laviscount as ‘Kris Munroe’
Hunter Parrish as ‘Theo Welles’
Booboo Stewart as ‘Julius Rogers’
plus Kristin Chenoweth as ‘Bosley’
and Kate Mulgrew as the voice of ‘Charlie’
(And if you like this, you’ll love my Bond Boys.)
#remakewithwomen approves of the balancing out by doing a #remakewithmen of Charlie’s Angels. And Charlie is a unisex name too. Perfect.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS.
(via adelindschade)
