no but when my fiance and I first started dating he said something along the lines of “I hope you don’t ever get irritated with me” because he tends to be pretty high-energy
and I assured him that as long as he isn’t like a lying, misogynistic asshole, it’s basically impossible to piss me off
and I meant it as a joke, but his face got all serious and he goes “don’t worry, I’m not a total idiot, I’ve lost enough brain cells already”
apparently when his older siblings were little, his brother told their sister that she couldn’t play basketball because she was a girl
so she hit him in the head with a shovel
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
