bbnadya asked: Krysten, how weird did it feel when david tennant licked your face?

jessicajones:

KR: I was a little gross.

DT: and it was early on, so it was “Hi, nice to meet you. I am going to lick your face.”

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

  • germans: ok, so our country is called Deutschland
  • the french: got it. the country of Allemagne
  • germans: ...no? that doesn't even sound like it
  • the english: oh no, we got it, it's Germany
  • germans: not even close
  • the polish: it's Niemcy, right?
  • germans: how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way
  • danes: Tyskland
  • lithuanians: Vokietija
  • slovakians: Nemecko
  • germans: ...
  • finns: Saksa
  • germans: you know what? sure. whatever
  • japanese: Doitsu?
  • germans: i mean at least you tried

Tags: HA linguistics

Every single character at the end of Twelfth Night

kelseyridge13:

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(via fireflyca)

Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:

adventurecomics:

  • Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
  • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
  • Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
  • Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

(via lupinatic)

Tags: HA gold

thunderboltsortofapenny:

silicadaisy:

Bucky being a little shit is best Bucky

I didn’t get it and then I got it and I let out the most offensive laugh of my life

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

samtalksfunny:
“ dichenlxchman:
“ vasiliskcfc:
“ jesuisleprince:
“
”
IM CRYING OMG 😂😂😂
” ”
directorshellhead I BLAME YOU FOR THIS
DON’T LOOK AT ME
I CACKLED OUT LOUD
”

samtalksfunny:

dichenlxchman:

vasiliskcfc:

jesuisleprince:

IM CRYING OMG 😂😂😂

directorshellhead I BLAME YOU FOR THIS 

DON’T LOOK AT ME

I CACKLED OUT LOUD

(Source: fleetwoodbigmac, via amusewithaview)

Tags: HA adler look

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(Source: theexfiles, via starwarsisgay)

daiisycoulson:

support:

Heads up on a little maintenance that’s going on: We’re in the midst of emailing some folks who haven’t logged into Tumblr for over two years, because a lot’s changed in two years and we think they’d be excited to see what’s new. They’ll get a chance to log in again and and pick up right where they left off, or to allow their URL(s) to expire. Even if they don’t respond but return to Tumblr at a later date, all their old content will of course still be hanging out, waiting for them.

For those of you who are looking to snag a particular URL, this is a good time to check back periodically to see if that username is now open. We still can’t manually release any URLs to you —we’ve got to let the process above work its magic. This’ll give people a chance to either get back to their true calling of spending all day on Tumblr, or set their URLs free for others to enjoy.

(via goblinbutch)