Me, every time I go to the aquarium or zoo: one time, in animorphs…
(via sagekiller)
justangrymacaroni asked: i'm imagining the significance of the dwarves inventing a printing press. like you said, their years spent traveling without a home probably did a lot of trauma, which trickled down through the generations. to be able to tell their own stories and to see them permanently pressed with something stronger than a hand and pen, is probably really special. catch me crying in the fuckin' club thinking about this, goddam fucking line of thrain and children of Mahal.
Honestly I need a shirt that reads “Catch me crying in the fucking club about the children of Mahal” because HARD SAME. THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
Fun History Fact:
@words-writ-in-starlight ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡If you just got excited, you’re a nerd.
Things I have said while playing Dragon Age: Inquisition so far, as recorded by my flatmate
- You can’t stop me, I can jump wherever I want
- Well that was rude
- Hey boys
- Oh shit, fuck
- Fucking shades I hate you
- Please someone stop me from burning to death that would be marvellous
- Oh fuck goddamn
- Why are there so many damn shades I really fucking hate shades
- What are we doing kids?? Are we all dying like i am??
- If I die then we’ll know we did the wrong thing
- Why are you Welsh?? You’re a bloody elf that doesn’t make any sense!
- Shut the fuck up you sexy dwarf
- Fucking Welsh elves, telling me what to do
- (Manic laughter, strawberry lace dangling out of mouth)
- Sorry I made you jump off a tower
- Yes let’s kill them all (giggles) dead. Death death death.
More things I have said while playing DA:I: Fallow Mire Edition
- Bastarding marsh zombies (sings) I’ll kill you all with fire, and then who will be laughing, IT WILL BE ME
- Oh great a walking bastard
- (Sings) I don’t want to do this at all, there are so many, this sucks ass
- Ok we’re gonna try a new tactic boys, we’re gonna run like the blazes
- Well done boys, we got through that by running blindly
- Eugh there are so many zombies and I can’t be bothered to fight them all (sings) even though she would win, let’s face it, she is the best
- OH SHIT I FELL IN THE MARSH
- (Sings) let’s just run, zombies can’t run, their legs are dead (pause) OH SHIT WAIT THEY CAN
- Got him, now he’s double dead
- Oh good, here come the zombies, (sings) DO DO DO DOOOOO
- I’m going to be honest with you bubs, I need to play AT LEAST 7 more hours of dragon age today
- Oh good, a RAGE demon (sings) just to shake things up a little bit
- (Sings) everyone come down and help me please, cause I am fucking dying
- OH MY GOD LET ME BURN THEM
- Why are you guys fighting from here, when I’m down in a fucking pit?! …fucking morons
- Why the PISS am I on fire?!
Final update because this has got out of hand but I also can’t shut my mouth while playing
ahh solus you fool, i can play you like a fiddle
(chants) cut scene cut scene CUT SCENE CUT SCENE
fuck you solus i didn’t invite you
I WANT TO FIGHT THE DEMONS (…) wait do I?
(sings) In the mountain, the scary mountain, the dwarves are getting dressed… what are they wearing, they look so cool, and i want to look my best
Look at his stupid hat! …i love him
why yes i WILL loot your body
LETS. GO. THERE’S A FUCKING DRAGON LADS.This is the best thing I have ever read
(via lathori)
someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot
my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??
(via littlestartopaz)
a blog: *follows me*
me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.
guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*
me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.
guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.
me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…
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And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.
(Source: jesssicacruz, via clockwork-mockingbird)
