hermanngottliebs:

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

(Source: alogicals, via princehal9000)

drhanniballecter:

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

(via lathori)

kaurou:

in case you were wondering, no, I am not over the fact that grantaire died sprawled at enjolras’s feet,

(Source: marslesbian, via just-french-me-up)

jamestiberiusfuckhead:

how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

blueelectricangels:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

lesbiancyborg:

i want to know more about charlie weasley’s friends. who the hell agrees to SMUGGLE A DRAGON across international borders on two days notice? who are these people that are willing to accept a dragon in a crate from a couple of small children, no questions asked? i need to know more, tell me about the antics of these mysterious flying dragon smugglers.

ESPCAD.

European Society for the Prevention of Cruelty Against Dragons.

Like PETA but with less grossness and more punk activism. And fire breathing dragons so like no one really fux with ‘em.

speaking as a biologist, i can guarantee i would show up without question to smuggle an endangered species that would otherwise be destroyed across national borders to a sanctuary on two days’ notice.

like. if a small child showed me a box containing a juvenile alligator snapping turtle and was like “you need to smuggle this across the continent to kansas or else it will be destroyed” i would be like “sure, would you like me to send you a postcard, small child”

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

slyrider:

greer-grey:

I seriously trust the entire Hamilton cast so much like legit if Lin, Anthony, Oak, and Daveed pulled up in a suspicious white van and told me to get in, you bet your ass I would. I’d climb in that van so fucking fast. Idk where we go or whats happening, I trust these people. 

@words-writ-in-starlight

rainnecassidy:

John Oliver: Underestimating fandom since at least this gifset.

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via thepainofthesass)

queerhawkeye:
“ [Caption: a tweet by actress Mara Wilson:
WRONG: “You’re short”
RIGHT: “It’s impressive that such strength and ferocity can be contained in such a small vessel” ”

queerhawkeye:

[Caption: a tweet by actress Mara Wilson: 
WRONG: “You’re short”
RIGHT: “It’s impressive that such strength and ferocity can be contained in such a small vessel”]

(Source: mysharona1987, via patroclvss)