Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

prewars:

bootycap:

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

(via princehal9000)

kinkstertime:

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

(Source: twinsky, via lupinatic)

novellaqueen:

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

adhd gothic

gorthu:

• you are holding a thing. its in your hands. you look away for five seconds. you are no longer holding the thing and you cannot find it anywhere. you did not move from your spot. you do not know how this happened
  
• you are scrolling down a website. you see something nice and you decide to read more about it. you scroll up to look into it. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it. you forgot the first thing you were going to search. you scroll down in hope to remember. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it.
• there is a tear in one of your favourite outfits. you decide you can fix it. you grab the sewing supplies and put them down while you research how to do it. an hour passes. you wonder why there are sewing supplies by your bed.
• where are your glasses? 
• there are three cups on your bedside table. you venture into the kitchen. you decide you want some water. you bring it back to your room. there are four cups on your bedside table.
• youve had a towel around your shoulders for the past three hours. you are going to shower.
• you’re watching a movie. you pick up your phone to have something to do while you watch the movie. you pause the movie. two days pass. you still havent finished the movie.
• repeat to yourself so you wont forget, you think. repeat repeat repeat repeat. you no longer remember anything else but it. you look to the side. blue is a nice colour. what were you thinking about?
• your leg wont stop shaking. it has a life of its own. you are not in control.

(via slyrider)

homophobic:

no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%

(via lathori)

beekeepermarycatherine:

like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include:

• top 5 punishments from back when God was fun
• Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome 
  
• yes, I fully stand by the fact that I just called Jesus punk. Jesus was totally punk.
• fuck every single author that portrays Satan as a revolutionary. Satan is a child throwing a temper tantrum and I have no patence for him
• let me tell you every single detail of exactly how I think the Christ story would play out in modern day
• reasons why I am crying over Judas Iscariot right now at this exact moment 
• the Bible may not have said Adam and Steve, but it definitely said David and Johnathon 
• the fall of humanity was inevitable and God’s fault for making us so damn curious. it would have happened with or without Eve. leave your sexism at the door.
• I want to bring Peter to a modern Catholic Mass because he would recognize literally nothing about the church he started
• angels are horrifying creatures and I want to have sex with one

(via lathori)

zabchan:

icynovas:

Real™ fic writing #goals:

• being that writer ppl longingly think about all like “if only this writer wrote for my ship”
• being that writer ppl have a love/hate relationship with bc “i loath that ship with every fiber of my being but this writer’s works about it are absolute masterpieces”
• being that writer ppl read one work for and then read the rest with conSUMING NEED IN ONE NIGHT 
• being that writer ppl write meta/rec posts discussing their fic

being the author of the fic everyone recommends to their friends to get their friends to ship the ship.

(via mediavengers)

bittytroyeboy:

Anyone else’s blogs turning into a mix of lighthearted fandom content and deeply upsetting politics? Cause mine is.

(Source: man-now-boy, via littlestartopaz)

turnon:

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

(via goblinbutch)