dubiousculturalartifact: “ professorsparklepants: “ rcmclachlan: “ justanxietythings: “what’s up this is my band Comma Overload ” We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night! ” I’m Run-on Sentence, here tonight with Not Enough Pronouns! Make some...

dubiousculturalartifact:

professorsparklepants:

rcmclachlan:

justanxietythings:

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

I’m Run-on Sentence, here tonight with Not Enough Pronouns! Make some noise!

Begun But Never Finished

I’ll be finishing the night with Sure Can Tell I Took Latin and my weird obsession with three-word descriptive phrases.

Tags: other options include 'passionate grammatical orgy' and 'semicolon car crash' and according to my writing teacher 'lsd opulence' which tbh sounds like a bomb ass band name (he was complaining that i was...too descriptive...which was admittedly the point of the piece in question but i digress) writing latin classics my specific downfall is that glaringly classics-y [adjective] [noun-ed] [thing in question] formation I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY THE AENEID CORRUPTED ME FUCKING ROSY FINGERED DAWN HIGH WALLED CARTHAGE I LITERALLY WROTE A DRAGON AGE FIC AND I WAS READING THROUGH IT AND HIT 'HIGH WALLED ADAMANT' AND I WANTED TO THROW MYSELF INTO THE VOID my writing is somewhere between 'pompous english major train wreck' and 'young adult' with a dash of 'honestly fuck the rules' for flavor it's a mess