Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

My first session

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: My very first session, with special permission to make a Siren Rogue. She had been recruited by a human along with a kitsune. The trio had been summoned by a king to be debriefed on a mission. It should be noted that my Siren is generally very sarcastic, sassy, and mainly wears a very revealing outfit.

Siren: -arrives stylishly late and successfully charms numerous guards that she had flown into-

King: Oh, I see that another recruit has joined you.

Human: -obviously displeased- Yes, unfortunately.

Siren: -giving an exaggerated curtsy to the king- It’s a pleasure.

King: -blushing- Indeed it is.

Siren: -flirtily- Are you married, my king?

King: I was but unfortunately, my wife was taken from me a few months ago.

Me (going OOC): I’m going to hit that

DM: -laughing- I’ll allow it.

Human’s player: -also laughing- Wait, seriously?

DM: Yeah.

Siren: -doing a proper curtsy with a wink- Then perhaps a courting could be arraigned upon my return.

DM & King: Uuuumm sure.

It wasn’t until the next story, after a few new characters had been introduced, that the other players (excluding the DM) found out that I had been serious and she was now the queen of a kingdom.

sapphireswimming:

stevestuckyonbucky:

Steve and Bucky going to the smithsonian and standing like they’re wax statues in the exhibits just to see who gets caught first

(via puppetmaster55) pffffff, i bet steve would, the little kids would be staring and he couldn’t help but wink at them, he thought it would be a cute way to show that it really was him, but then they started screaming, bucky manages to keep a straight face through it all, though steve can’t fathom why, when security comes steve throws bucky under the bus, meanwhile two rooms over, in the avengers wax exhibit, natasha is on day five and still hasn’t been spotted.                                                

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

This is even funnier than gal pal

alyciainwonderland:

lady-patra:

shiraglassman:

purpleshimapan:

fireandwonder:

shiraglassman:

shiraglassman:

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

JAW….DROP…. 

In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?”
I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”

Reblogging again for that last one

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