mr-universe99:
“ babylonian:
“oh my god
”
Hahahaahah
”
@littlestartopaz

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

(via general-spacemom)

littlestartopaz:

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

image

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @twistedangelsays

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littlestartopaz:

Having fun with @words-writ-in-starlight last night, puns are the best. :D

I have negative regrets

littlestartopaz:

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight 💕

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littlestartopaz:

justbadpuns:

I started to write the beginning and the middle of my story, but I forgot the

@fujoshi-kianna-leigh @words-writ-in-starlight @muse-teme @burbiart @twistedangelsays I think that’s all my author friends…

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gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

WOW

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kingedmundsroyalmurder:

ofdreamsanddoodles:

listen i know nothing about les mis but i feel like all of the ABC being named “jean” or something is an incredible headcanon, partially because everyone ive known has always gotten along really well with anyone who’s shared their name. also imagine going up to someone and asking “oh hey do you know combeferre and his friends?” and them just responding, “oh yes… the jeans.”

…so, I don’t know if that was an intentional pun, but let it be known that in french ‘Jean’ and ‘gens’ are pronounced the same. Jean is, as we known, a common first name. ‘Gens’ means ‘people.’ So when you say ‘ah oui, les Jeans’ it comes out ‘oh yes, the people’ which is possibly the most Symbolic pun you could make.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

the-rain-monster:

rhube:

a-tergo-lupi:

2 kilomockingbirds

no

yes

@littlestartopaz

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littlestartopaz:

fujoshi-kianna-leigh:

cat-with-a-crown:

I made some small pride doodles (accompanied by silly punz) for y’all

These mini-artworks are for anyone of you guys who might’ve had a not-so-good-day, so I hope these make you smile :)

@littlestartopaz he, queer puns …

These are great.

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