derinthemadscientist:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

puppiesandsissiesandchastity:

I went to McDonalds at work for lunch today, and just for shits, I ordered a happy meal with “extra happy”. The guy at the register was maybe 22, and he leaned over the counter and whispered, “I’m sorry, Visser 5, but this entrance is not yet active.”
I growled and said “Fools! I want it prepared within a week!”
We both laughed our assess off, then I ordered my real meal and left.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

I would probably turn and bolt out of the shop

(Source: lylasdaddyalpha, via yeerkslayer)

Tags: I'm laughing so hard I am SOBBING animorphs I think I might have made this joke the one (1) time my mother and I went to a McDonald's