flvffs asked: BUT THEYRE NOT EVEN REALLY HAIRY THEY JUST have like soft spiky things

and PEACHES you keep adding to this list of perfectly palatable foods peaches taste perfect with cream

Peaches have FUZZ and that is just…no.  I can appreciate that peaches even taste pretty good, I can admit that, I just CAN’T DO FUZZY FRUIT.  AND RAMBUTANS ARE SCARY, I STAND BY THIS.

Tags: asked and answered chivalrysson DEMON FRUIT moran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoes AND AVOCADOES AND RAMBUTANS AND KIWIS AND PEACHES ALSO I??? AM PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FRUIT-IN-CREAM THING GOTTA BE HONEST I AM A DISGRACE TO MY SOUTH CAROLINA FAMILY although to be fair as an openly queer aggressively pro-choice hot-tempered woman i am already a disgrace and comfortable with that