like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include:
- top 5 punishments from back when God was fun
- Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome
- yes, I fully stand by the fact that I just called Jesus punk. Jesus was totally punk.
- fuck every single author that portrays Satan as a revolutionary. Satan is a child throwing a temper tantrum and I have no patence for him
- let me tell you every single detail of exactly how I think the Christ story would play out in modern day
- reasons why I am crying over Judas Iscariot right now at this exact moment
- the Bible may not have said Adam and Steve, but it definitely said David and Johnathon
- the fall of humanity was inevitable and God’s fault for making us so damn curious. it would have happened with or without Eve. leave your sexism at the door.
- I want to bring Peter to a modern Catholic Mass because he would recognize literally nothing about the church he started
- angels are horrifying creatures and I want to have sex with one
(via lathori)
