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Furiosa:
Fight her. She will beat you bloody and drive your face into the dirt but you'll be thanking her as she does it. Afterwards she would spit on your body and drive away but you will feel amazing.
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Max:
Fighting him would be like an angsty teenager lashing out at their parents, you'll break down crying midway through when you realise you have no reason to actually fight him and he'll awkwardly try to stop your gross-crying.
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Immortan Joe:
I wouldn't advise it but morally you should have a go.
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Rictus:
You will die. Try to realise 20 bears on him instead, that might do the trick.
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Nux:
You'll both be super pumped for this fight and the first part will be like pure adrenaline and you'll feel like a wild animal but then you'll break apart for a split-second and all you'll see if a very excited puppy and suddenly you'll feel terrible for fighting him even though he's still punching you.
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Slit:
Like Nux only he's not a puppy, he's an angry pit bull terrier and you'll have to go to the hospital.
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Splendid Angharad:
Even if you wanted to fight her she'll stare you down before you can get close. It'll be like her eyes are ripping your conscience out onto the ground. Go home in shame.
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The Dag:
Go and sit in the corner for even thinking about it.
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People Eater:
Do it. Fight him. He can't fight and he's on the same level of evil as Joe, there is literally no reason not to fight him.
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Cheedo:
How dare you.
