ophiliad:

i’ve been thinking about that “a spell makes everyone fall in love with character A and character B doesn’t act any differently” AU trope idea and honestly it would work so well with enjolras/grantaire. like imagine an ABC meeting the day after eponine puts the love potion in the wine or something and everyone’s tripping over themselves to do things for enjolras and it’s freaking him out and it’s so weird but then R just strolls in and falls into a chair like “sup losers” and they all just stare at him and it’s like…

“grantaire, you drank the wine last night, didn’t you? you drank the vast majority of the wine…”

“yeah and?” 

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jerseydevious:

dream au: padme goes into labor as mace windu dies. anakin feels it, through the force, and runs to her instead of kneeling before palpatine - enraged, palpatine orders the execution of order 66, with a small addendum: kill padme amidala. take her children.

bail organa, present for padme’s delivery, fights off the soldiers trying to kill her but one blaster isn’t much against seventy - until, by sheer chance and the ripples of a disturbance in the force, ahsoka tano saves them both and they stowaway on ship towards alderaan. the nurse hands the twins to the clone troopers.

clone troopers catch anakin in the steets, and his death-by-grenade is seen by hundreds - except, he didn’t die. he dropped into coruscant’s underworld, chasing the signatures of his children, and he force chokes the soldier holding them. he takes them, and he runs, bolting to the nearest shipyard so he can steal a ship and escape -

palpatine is there, and he says, “she’s dead,” and tries to lure anakin back to the dark side - but anakin and his children escape by the skin of their teeth and shaak ti’s lightsaber.

padme spearheads the rebellion. she burns palpatine’s empire down, bit by bit, and repeats, “for my family,” like a war cry - she is unstoppable. the empire will fall.

anakin lands on the doorstep of the larses, says, “i need a favor.” beru and owen take him in. there’s more money with a mechanic in the family, and anakin builds the scanner he always dreamed about, and the slaves start to disappear.

until, of course, he’s outed as a jedi, taken prisoner by the empire, and stationed on the death star. luke and leia skywalker are not leaving their father behind, so they hitch a ride with han solo, break into the death star, and - come face-to-face with general kenobi and commander tano?

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leighwhannell:

if you want to break these walls down, you’re gonna get bruised

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madamebomb:

throwaninkpot:

smashinginkpots:

onemuseleft:

I want to write a fic where Lilo goes to college and her roommate is Boo from Monsters Inc. Boo is the first person to think Stitch is adorable and cuddly, and Lilo is the first person not to act like “Mike Wazowski” was a weird name for a goldfish. They get on like a house on fire which is kind of bad for Nani’s blood pressure.

But then one night they wake up in the middle of the night because something is in their closet. And the door starts to creak open so Stitch tackles whoever (whatever) is in there. They fall back into the closet, the door slams shut… and when Lilo runs over and opens it there’s nothing but an empty closet.

Then Boo tells Lilo all about this weird thing that happened to her when she was a kid, and how no one ever believed her but she knows it was real. 

And cue Lilo and Boo busting into the Monster world to rescue Stitch and wreaking mad havoc in the process.

SEE THIS IS A WORTHY SEQUEL

This needs to happen

Petition for the movie to be hand-drawn in Lilo and Stitch’s style when they’re in the human world, and computer animated once they go through the door into the monster world.

Okay but it ends with Lilo and Boo saving the day and having a celebratory ‘we lived’ kiss and being girlfriends, right?  Because it should end with them being girlfriends.

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chinaofrps:

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(Source: letsmemeitup, via dyinghistoric)

darthstitch:

imaginemcu:

thebestworstidea:

elegantmess-southernbelle:

samjohnssonvt:

imaginemcu:

Imagine Natasha and Pepper get all the guys together and convince them to make a pin-up calendar for charity.

Steve is the immediate and only choice for July.

Sam Wilson volunteers before all the Avengers even find out about it.

Tony tries to convince them that he should be all 12 months; they let him have December.

When they don’t let him have every month, Tony insists Rhodey needs to be in it somewhere then; he manages to bribe him into it.

Bruce politely declines involvement.  Somehow the Hulk ends up on the spread for March.

Clint thinks it’s a nude calendar and shows up with nothing but a bow and quiver.  They let him go through with it under the condition that he’s not allowed to go full frontal.  — Hawkeye’s majestic buttocks graces the page for May.

Not really knowing what this strange Midgardian custom is, Thor hears about Clint’s bold photo and insists on posing with nothing but Mjolnir.  (He makes sure it’s well placed.)  (November is a very popular month that year).

Not to be outdone by an archer and a demigod, Tony has his photo redone wearing exactly three pieces of the Iron Man suit.  He proclaims there’s nothing half the women of America haven’t seen already.

After that, Tony immediately insists that Steve needs to pose with nothing but the shield.  Everyone is astonished when he thinks on it for less than a minute before agreeing.  “It’s for charity, right?”

Once Captain America goes for it, no one else can bring themselves to do anything less.

By the end, the entire calendar is full of beautifully photographed artistic nudes of male superheroes.

They make over $2 billion for a collection of their favorite charities.

Mad: #vision is confused but game#he points out he’s #uh #‘fully functional’ #on an as-needed basis #that freaks out the photog though #he poses with just the cape on #bucky insists he’s doing it if steve and sam are #because he’s too stubborn not to #he stares right into the camera #people either really like june or flip past it immediately #pietro’s the only one who doesn’t have a signature accessory to pose with #so he poses in a sprinter’s crouch #not pictured #wanda out of frame #alternately making fun of him and screeching #now everyone can say ‘i’ve gone blind’ in sokovian

morgynleri, I smell story prompts!

I smell ART prompts.

I want] to organize artists to draw all of these.

TASTEFULLY.

none of those ‘breathe wrong and the dong is exposed’ bits.

IF ANYBODY’S INTERESTED

HEY @greenbergsays!!!!!

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

jellyfishdirigible:

wombatking:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

teaberryblue:

onemuseleft:

I want to write an action movie about some older retired government agent who’s married and settled down. He’s started to let his guard down. And that’s when the past comes back to haunt him.

They come for him while he’s home alone and he’s resisting their interrogation techniques, refusing to betray whatever or whoever they’re after. Except then his teenage daughter comes home early.

And the baddies send one of their henchmen out there to deal with her. And RetiredActionDad is all “Don’t you touch her! I’ll kill you! Rar!” But the baddies just laugh.

Except they realize, after a little while has passed, that the one guy never came back from dealing with the daughter.

And then go outside and find the missing baddie floating face down in the pool.

The rest of the movie is the teenage girl calling in favors and running around following the baddies to save her RetiredActionDad.

So Taken, but in reverse.

It should be called The Liability.  

I would watch the hell out of this.

And then in the sequel, the daughter has joined the FBI, following in her dad’s footsteps. But the brother of the villain from the first one wants revenge. So he kidnaps her mother. She and her dad head abroad to find mom in the villain’s secret lair…while mom has already escaped has been busy hiding in the air vents and stabbing goons with knitting needles. Turns out she was a Russian spy who defected and married her government handler forty years ago, and can handle herself. 

somehow it got better

So…who’s gonna help make this movie happen?

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marvelshuffle:

Marvel Shuffle | “The world is big enough for two Hawkeyes. This is Kate Bishop.”

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

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