just imagine the phone conversation offering him this gig
“hey Alan, we’ve got a thing for you” “yeah? hit me” “it’s for a Disney movie, you’d play a chicken” “a talking chicken? I could be into–” “it can’t talk” “…” “we just need someone to bawk really moronically” “are you fucking kidding me” “I know it’s a little–” “I WAS BORN FOR THIS ROLE. WHERE DO I SIGN”
