mugsandpugs-deactivated20160917 asked: Doof gently strumming his guitar/ukulele above the new Pups' room/area when they're scared at night
Coma: “ I LOVE YOU BAAABY, AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT , I NEED YOU BABY TO WARM THOSE LONELY NIGHTS”*is the metal papa if the Citadel*Aawwwwe babe
I love Doof being secretly protective of the boys and pups
And then he slips and starts jamming out. Like, “Go to sleep/little pups<3/BECAUSE TOMORROW WE’RE RIDING ON THE FURY ROAAAAAAAAAD
*all the pups and ‘Boys in unison*
“SHUT UP DOOF WE’RE TRYING TO SLEEP”Doof giggles and runs around tweaking people’s ears and then runs away
Basically Doof is everyone’s big annoying brother despite the fact that he looks like he popped out of a nightmare
Yaaas~ All the war pups are like HE LOOKS SO COOL when he really looks like some kind of horrid gremlin
*looks like a horror movie* *is actually a chill stoner music making master*
Everyone comes to him for advice ok
Slit: “so there’s this person….that I like…..but I don’t know if they like ME…”
Doof: “just go fucking kiss Nux”
Slit: “WHA?! I didn’t say- nononono it’s definitely not Nux….”
Doof: “it’s fucking Nux and if you dont kiss him I will play love songs every time you’re around him”*Nux and Slit walking together to the welding room*
Doof: NEEEAAAR, FAAAAr, whereEEEEVER you areeee…”
Slit: Odin help me.
*Slit and Nux quietly eating breakfast*
Doof: and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alwaaaays LOVE YOOOOU
YAAAAASSSS
Nux: “Hm, looks like Doof’s discovered a new genre of music.” *munches bug* How nice for him! He sounds really happy. Do you think he’s got a crush on someone?”
I WAS GONE FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU ALL DO THIS
I just can’t leave you war babes alone smh
Doof: “I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND, I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
OH PLEASE SAY TO MEEEE
YOU’LL LET ME BE YOUR MAAAAAAN
AND PLEASE, SAY TO MEEEE
YOU’LL LET ME HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND!!!!”Nux: “wow Doof thats a really sweet song”
Doof: *looks pointedly at Slit*
omf i love the beatles
Slit just *grumble* “how’d'you even know these anyway”
