Anonymous asked: Your all in one spot au, will we be seeing Washington?

You’re goddamn motherfucking right we’ll be seeing Washington.  TBH I’ve basically been waiting to get an ask about Washington before I move on because I’ve been plotting the next scene FROM THE GET GO and really wanted to write it, so you get to jump the line ahead of everyone else. Without further ado: HERE COMES THE GENERAL.

Edit: I started writing this like…maybe over a month ago?  But then finals happened and other shit happened and I’ve been, A, too busy to write, and, B, desperately lacking in inspiration for this. So now we’re back with the AIOS thing.

It’s only the first day of proper classes and John’s already giving Alex that look of exasperated concern.  The how late were you up last night and have you considered a meal today look.  The General Washington doesn’t need that letter for a week and you look like a dead man walking look.  The coffee is not food and your hands are shaking look.

Alex is fine.  John is paranoid.  And they have class.

“A class we already know everything for!” John shouts as he sprints after Alex, two protein bars and a bottle of water in hand.  John is still unfairly tall, and he catches up with Alex in a heartbeat, snatching Alex’s two books away and shoving all three items into his hands instead.  “I didn’t even buy the books, and I know Laf didn’t either.  And you remember better than I do!”

Alex scowls, but eats the protein bars. They’re chocolate-flavored and it’s possible he got too absorbed in writing up his latest blog post to remember to eat dinner, so he generously decides to forgive John’s hovering.

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the-feelings-unnecessary-ones:
“ paranolives:
“ inalostcorner:
“ cutiestiel:
“ VIRUS WARNING
OH MY GOSH ITS AN ACTUAL VIRUS ON TUMBLR THIS TIME
“ What you should know:
• Many people claim virus’s on tumblr all the time, and most of the time its just...

the-feelings-unnecessary-ones:

paranolives:

inalostcorner:

cutiestiel:

VIRUS WARNING

OH MY GOSH ITS AN ACTUAL VIRUS ON TUMBLR THIS TIME

What you should know:

  • Many people claim virus’s on tumblr all the time, and most of the time its just phishing attempts to get your tumblr password.
  • This here, however, could mean actual virus.
  • Don’t click the link, and if you do, don’t download anything.

What it is: 

  • There are many posts going around at the moment which is leading people in with everyone’s favourite MBTI Test, which connects to your tumblr, “analyzes” your tumblr account, and then posts your result to your blog.
  • It doesn’t actually analyze your blog, it’s completely random.
  • After posting the result to your blog, it redirects to one of many virus infested websites. 
  • This leads to other people falling for it, clicking on the link, spreading it, and then possibly giving many people a virus.

What you should do: 

  • Ignore any of the posts, but inform the people who post them.
  • Do not connect this website to your Tumblr.
  • If you’ve already connected, do not download anything, go to your settings, click on apps, and disconnect from “Personality Tests,” and finally delete the post from your blog. Also, run your virus software.

Please signal boost this because I just saw about 20 of these on my dash and I’m worried for my fellow bloggers ;-;

Let me add that it doesn’t even matter if you reblog it, it’ll auto reblog if you just click the link. So DON’T do that.

WOAH this thing appeared on my dash earlier! Take care, guys!

Also, if you really want to know your MBTI type, just search for it on Google and you’ll find tests like this one : http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

(Source: cutiestiel, via adelindschade)

batcii:

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

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