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I don’t trust Maroon 5
why
Well first of all there’s 7 band members, not 5. That’s not why I don’t trust them, I just think it’s weird.
Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100 hits Maroon 5 has had? A lot. They’re even on billboards top 100 artists of all time (ALL TIME). And it’s understandable, because pretty much every song they put out is fucking awesome. Sugar, Don’t Wanna Know, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Cold, Animals, Maps, Misery, Harder to Breathe, Never Gonna Leave This Bed… to name a FEW.
These shitheads have been popping out jams since I was a little kid. Well over a decade worth of killer music. Every other song I hear on the radio is Maroon 5. It’s always Maroon 5. And I fucking love it. I love all their songs. Everyone does, they’re awesome.
But here’s the thing. They’re never the top selling artists. On the top 100 list, they’re only in the 40s. They very rarely have a number 1 hit. They’re considered good, I suppose….. but not great. Not the best.
How many people have you heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band? For me it’s zero. For many of you, it’s zero. If you’re thinking to yourself “what? No I love them, they’re my fave!” Are you sure? Are you really sure? They’re your absolute complete FAVORITE band ever??? I doubt it. You’re just saying that because the band is on your mind now. If I asked you your fave band any other time you’d come up with another answer. Everyone always does.
But they SHOULD be everyone favorites. Look at all of those songs. They’ve got so many top hits. Everyone loves their music. Everyone sings along and knows the songs. They should be my favorite band, I think I like more of their songs than of my actual favorite artist. But they are not my favorite. They are no ones favorite.
I think they made a deal with someone. Satan? God? A dude down an alleyway? Who knows. But I believe they made a deal to ensure everyone would love their music. And we do. It’s great music.
But the twist is that they’ll never truly be recognized as one of the best. Sure, their songs will play on the radio and everyone will sing along. They’ll have sold out concerts. Plenty of fans. But not enough. They’ll be just good. Never great. Never the best. Even if they should be our favorite, they never will be. They’ll never sell enough albums or have their songs reach as high on the billboards as they should. Everyone loves their music, per the agreement. But no one loves them.
I hope Adam Levine knows I’m on to him. I know what he did.
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Scientists are such nerds.
This was me with my ias
(Source: theamericankid, via johanirae)
I wanna believe that dragons existed, due to seeing them in all cultures, but I also want to believe that humanity all looked at a lizard and simultaneously said
“Can I get that in a large?”
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- Professor X: Then we’ll work together to fight the Sentinels and save Moira and Erik.
- Beast: Whoa, there! You lost me at Erik.
- Mystique: I know how you must feel about Erik. But believe me when I tell you there is good inside him.
- Beast: Good INSIDE him isn’t enough! Why don’t you come back when it’s OUTSIDE him, too, okay?
@unprettyLook, guys, you need to know something really important about Batman.
The whole traditional English butler thing? Yeah, “master ____” is a form of address used for children. Alfred has been lowkey calling Bruce a manchild for decades.
And I think that’s beautiful.
i always assumed that when bruce got older, alfred called him ‘mister wayne’ exactly once, because the look on bruce’s face when alfred called him what he’d previously always called thomas wasn’t one he ever wanted to see again
Okay *clears throat* that was uncalled for
(via johanirae)
- Jake: This just goes to show that you should always listen to me and never to Rachel.
- Rachel: That’s fair.
- Cassie: you will machete through this!!
- Cassie: *make it
- Cassie: fuck please don't machete your way through this
- Rachel: too late
Anonymous asked: how did u beat all ten dragons??
ok, so first, you bring dorian, cassandra, and your choice of rogue. if you’re a mage.
if youre a rogue, bring cassandra dorian and maybe another mage or rogue???? a ranged rogue if u are not
if u r a warrior, bring cassandra, u, maybe varric/sera?? and dorian.
okay, then just go full rambo on it. no mercy and when youre about to die, you say its a good day to die hard, and you just keep hitting the shit out of it’s arm so it limps around like it stubbed its toe
ok and then you will die.
you will die, regardless of class, but one will remain
cassandra
im being 100% fucking serious cassandra will not die. u can take all the vitamin gummies u want it doesnt fucking matter, because you will die, but she eat nails for breakfast she will survive
cassandra will fucking wrap a blood-soaked bandage around her head, and use dragon’s blood as her war paint and scream every five seconds and have her guard all the way up and she will scowl and glare the dragon to death
and youre probably thinking, “ok, but the dragon is at half health or ¾ health, jo, there is no fuckin way”
ok first off, dont talk back to me, second off, cassandra pentaghast comes from a hardass family of unforgiving dragon hunters who bathe in dragon blood prbably and im half-convinced cassandra has found the key to immortality bc she does not die. i s2g she has killed over half of the dragons i faced all by her goddamn self and i dont hear a single word of it later, she just shrugs cause MAYBE she got a splinter in her finger, but she literally doesnt give a fuck, if that dragon bites her she will bite it back, she doesnt care she will climb that dragon and stab her sword confidently into it like she is claiming a goddamn logging stand and she will not give half a shit
