slimyhipster:

dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove

Listen I’m five foot nothing, I have to prove my dominance somehow.

(via starwarsisgay)

"College kids are the absolute last people you want to mug. They’re in peak physical condition, they have no money, and most of them have such a twisted view on the value of life they would rather you shoot them than give you the $4.37 in change at the bottom of their book bag."

— ztejas (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: reblogggged, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)