Anonymous asked: my name is Ham, and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed - i stay up late. i see the ded.

dukeofbookingham:

my name is Gert, and wen its nite, I shut my doors, put out the lyte; I’m sorry sonne, yor dad is ded–and now I bang his bro insted  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags: LOVE Shakespeare motherfucking Shakespeare Hamlet i lik the bred I don't even know what this meme is but I know my dude the Bard of Avon would love it I mean like I'm aware of the meme but only in the way I'm aware of the fact that kangaroos are buff with an inherent 'why this and also what' sort of mentality