John Boyega for DUJOUR
#…………oh no#john boyega has skipped straight over the “farmer’s market hot” stage#and gone straight for “that handsome novelist renting a cabin in a small picturesque town in vermont so he can finish his next bestseller”#“and every morning he goes to the fish market and is crushingly polite to old mrs gunderson while buying her son’s fresh scallops”#“and everyone in the town is in love with him but you’re the one who got him to smile with that joke about hemmingway”#“and of course he makes recommendations to you because he has exactly your taste in literature and you lend him a lovingly annotated#copy of your favorite book which he loves#and gives back to you with new annotations from him#they are delightful#and one night you stay a little too late drinking excellent drinks and talking about all your favorite things#and he invites you to stay in the guest bedroom because it’s only polite#…….spoiler alert: you do not stay in the guest bedroom”#FOR EXAMPLE#TOTAL SHOT IN THE DARK#congratulations on your face [tags by @notbecauseofvictories]