Anonymous asked: Fanfic meme R :)

Another ask for the fic meme

R: Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

Hell fucking yeah there are.

FANFIC

Honestly I love @determamfidd and @caffeinewitchcraft‘s writing styles more than words can say.  Obligate hat-tip to @notbecauseofvictories, who is glorious.  I’m sure there’s a laundry list of other people who I’m not remembering because I’ve been cleaning all day.

NON-FANFIC

Insert ode to Robin McKinley here.  I love her writing literally more than words can address.  I talk about her a lot.

Also PC Hodgell for armies and cities and people, lately Jay Kristoff who wrote Stormdancer, I should probably include KA Applegate who taught me how to torture my characters at a young age, and IDK Eric Flint who wrote 1632.  I could definitely go on for A While with this list, but I’ll stop here.

flvffs asked: top six female characters (if this is still running??)

Oooo-hooo-hooo, it’s been a goddamn WHILE since I went into my inbox, yeah, I have a lot of stuff to catch up on.  But yes!  This is still going!  This is the top six meme, for those of you who (justifiably) have forgotten since a month ago.

Also, this ask if just goddamn MEAN.  How???  Am I supposed to pick????

By cheating ruthlessly, that’s how.

Books

  • Jamethiel Priest’s-bane, of the Kencyrath Chronicles, because she’s fierce as fuck and rides a rathorn into battle and is probably going to end the world.  Literally what else could you WANT in a character.
  • Harimad-sol AKA Harry Crewe and Lady Aerin Dragon-killer, and I’m cheating MORE by putting them in the same category because they’re from the same series.  They are my beloved childhood friends and heroes, okay, the Blue Sword and the Hero and the Crown are goddamn glorious.
  • RACHEL.  Because GODDAMN ANIMORPHS.  I’m not going to say more because I’m writing an epic rant about every book as I reread it.  Also Cassie gets honorary mention because GODDAMN CASSIE.
  • Hermione Granger.  C’mon, y’all, I’m part of the Harry Potter generation and I’m a Gryffindor, Hermione is basically mandatory for this list.
  • Kitsune Yukiko from Stormdancer, my L O V E.  Someone come cry with me.
  • Um!  Um!  I only have one more, um!  THERE ARE TOO MANY.  Fuck it, Galadriel.  And Arwen.  They’re tied for LOTR lady-love.  With Eowyn as a close second.

Movies/TV

  • IMPERATOR FURIOSA, ‘nuff said.
  • The Honorable Miss Phryne Fisher, because I’m literally watching Miss Fisher right now and remembering that I adore this show and have the worst crush on Phryne.  Also her lesbian doctor friend is awesome.
  • Buffy Goddamn Summers.  
  • Echo from Dollhouse.  “I’m not broken.”  And honorary mention to Dolores from Westworld.  “I imagined a narrative where I wasn’t the victim.”  God, stories about empty bodies being filled up with souls are my SHIT.
  • Rey.  And General Leia Organa.
  • MAKO MOTHERFUCKIN’ JAEGER-DRIVIN’ KAIJU-STOMPIN’ MORI

Comics

  • Rogue.  I like shitkicker comics Rogue a lot more than movie Rogue, not gonna lie to you.
  • Natasha Goddamn Romanoff.  
  • Wonder Woman.  Because she’s fucking Wonder Woman.
  • Kitty Pryde.  I feel that she has been grievously wronged by the movies and I’ve taken it very personally.
  • Ororo fucking Monroe, god, Storm is everything to me, she’s a goddess.
  • Jean Grey.  I know a lot of people think Jean is…I don’t know, boring or something?  But I just.  I love her a lot, I got started on the comics rather than the original movies, and Sophie Turner CRUSHED IT in Apocalypse.

minutia-r:

aeondeug:

I want to talk about my twinswap AU right now but I can’t feel assed to ramble about the whole thing. God dammit. I guess I will just mention a few things Tori can do in it. He can dance to utilize master runes. So fire-leaping techniques can lead to suddenly EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE. Life in the Master’s house has made him somewhat more accepting of what he can do and so he solves a lot of problems via sleeping. The world is on fire around him and no sorry the Highlord’s “sister” needs a nap. Goodnight. As That-Which-Creates’ avatar on Rathilien he is creating a tradition of Highborn ladies who know Senethar. Lyra Lackwit was his first student. He knows the intricate stitch based language of the Women’s World and in general is far more successful at being a lady than his sister is in canon.

Tori/sleep is a good pairing and I approve.

sroloc--elbisivni asked: Ok I was the anon who asked about the Hero and the Crown and I picked it up on your recommendation and just finished reading and D A M N

DARLING WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, I’M SO PROUD TO HAVE BEEN YOUR SPONSOR IN READING THIS BOOK.  I MYSELF AM CURRENTLY REREADING IT AND I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH.  D A M N.

Please forgive me for using this as an opportunity to pitch some of my other favorite Robin McKinley books, I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.  Don’t feel obliged to read them all, but they’re great, so if you’re ever strapped for a good book, they’re excellent defaults.

  • Obviously you should read The Blue Sword, because Harry (the main character) is a badass and Corlath (Aerin and Tor’s many-times-great-grandson, the king of Damar) is a delight and Tsornin (the horse) is amazing.  AND GONTURAN MAKES A TRIUMPHAL RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD, AND LUTHE HAS A BIT, AND AERIN GETS A COUPLE CAMEOS.  Basically: read it.
  • If you liked Aerin’s sense of humor and Talat the equine sass master, I recommend Dragonhaven, which is…fairly self-explanitory, but the basics are that the modern world is exactly the same except that instead of Yellowstone, we have Stonehill Dragon Preserve, and the main character (Jake) accidentally adopts a dragonlet.  Jake is perpetually hovering between cranky and wry and Lois is precious.
  • If you liked the dreamy feeling of Aerin’s stint with Luthe in the stone hall and the weird magic of kelar, I recommend Chalice, which is weird dreamy magic start to finish.  The main character (Marisol) is part of a network of magic users who keep and care for their demense (like a…fief?) and she works magic through honey and the new Master (whose arrival makes the whole situation go straight to Hell, it’s not his fault, I love him) is about 80% literal fire.
  • If you liked the weird magic of kelar and were sitting there thinking “You know what this needs?  Modern technology and some dimensional fuckery” I recommend Shadows, which is…well, weird magic, modern(ish) technology, and dimensional fuckery, 10/10 would experience again.
  • If you liked Maur being terrifying and Aerin being tough even when it was awful for her, I recommend Sunshine, which is my number one favorite vampire novel ever, and in which even the nice vampires are pretty fucking terrifying.  The main character (Sunshine) lives in a world that’s basically our world plus demons and vampires and something called the Voodoo Wars that wiped out a good percentage of humanity.  She gets kidnapped by vampires and chained up with their other prisoner, who is also a vampire, and she is a brass bound bitch.  I adore her.  Also the vampire she gets chained up with is great, and the magic in Sunshine is just GORGEOUS.
  • If you like retellings of fairy tales generally, I recommend Beauty, which is Beauty and the Beast and has a horse named Greatheart and roses and is basically awesome.  Spindle’s End is also good, but I like Beauty and the Beast better than Sleeping Beauty so.
  • If you like to FUCKING SUFFER, I recommend the FUCK out of Pegasus, which is AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL and MAGIC-RIDDEN and ABOUT FUCKING PEGASI, but which is also only the first half of a story and it ends on a heartbreaking cliffhanger, so DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.  The next book’s been ‘in the works’ for SO FUCKING LONG, god, someone needs to read this so I have someone to wail with.  @twistedangelsays: I’m coming for you, bitch.
  • If you like McKinley’s style and want an epic saga in a similar style, I cannot recommend ANYTHING MORE WHOLEHEARTEDLY than the Kencyrath series by PC Hodgell.  THe link will take you to my epic-length book rec/tirade.  I just.  I love those books.

OKAY FRIEND I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW.  BUT IF YOU EVER NEED A BOOK REC HIT ME THE FUCK UP.

BOOK REC

words-writ-in-starlight:

SWEET TRINITY.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS A (VERY SMALL BUT APPARENTLY EXTANT) FAN BASE ON TUMBLR FOR THE KENCYRATH CHRONICLES.

Beloved followers and non-followers alike, let me tell you a thing.  The Kencyrath Chronicles are up there as my favorite books ever.  Not the way I talk about loving Harry Potter–Hogwarts is my home, to coin a phase–or even the way I love everything Robin McKinley has ever touched–and I love her stuff like I love BREATHING, it’s not always at the forefront of my mind but when I go too long without it I ache, go read all of it immediately.  No, no, no.  This, my love for the Kencyrath Chronicles, is a WHOLE OTHER CREATURE.  Just talking about these books makes my hands shake and my bones feel heavy and my blood become a tangible fizzy thing in my veins.  Like, if being in love doesn’t feel this good, I’m honestly not interested.  

These books are about grand sweeping battles between good and evil and how those grand ideals become petty and ugly and messy as soon as you look closely enough, and how people fight them anyway because it’s their purpose or because it’s their choice or because it’s their people they’re protecting.  Magic is rampant, from the great and hated Three-Faced God of the Kencyr people and its ‘blessed’ chosen ones, the Shanir, who are hated and cherished by their own people and by themselves for how close they are to their meddling deity, to the wandering bands of rathorn (ARMORED FLESH-EATING UNICORNS, PEOPLE, HOW MUCH MORE OF A PITCH DO YOU NEED) and the migratory trees (yes, you read that correctly).  The main character is wild and casually vicious and desperate to be gentle, and she is loved by people everywhere she goes but she’s never really one of them, and the running joke in-universe is that you can track her progress across the world by falling buildings and burning cities (”…the Riverlands in ruins and you in the middle of it, looking apologetic” is a personal favorite quote).  The writing style fucking breathes with power and imagination and magic.  I am not a tough sell on books, really I’m not, but these books.  Trinity.  The fact that these books are not the most popular things since Lord of the Rings fucking breaks my heart, it really does.

So like.  Go read them.  Immediately.  The first two books, God Stalk and Dark of the Moon, are sold as an omnibus called Dark of the Gods, and please forgive their God-awful covers (why is the canonically very flat-chested lead a D-cup?  Don’t know, just kind of relieved I read the older edition with the less awful cover).  If you’ve read them and you liked them, please please PLEASE COME INTO MY ASK BOX AND NEVER EVER LEAVE.

(On a somewhat related note, I’ve read more books than I could care to count in my life, so if anyone ever wants a fantasy/sci-fi rec, I got you, hit me up.)

words-writ-in-starlight asked: OH MY GOD. ARE YOU A FAN OF THE KENCYRATH CHRONICLES? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK BUT I JUST SHRIEKED IN A COFFEE SHOP AND I'M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FAN OF THESE GODDAMN GREAT BOOKS SINCE I GOT A TUMBLR.

sursumursa:

They are a chronically underrated treasure and I await the next one with great excitement. Especially now Jame is really getting her act together :)

Other Kencyr fans on Tumblr: there are only, like, four of us, so hit me up, we tiny fandoms have to stick together!

minutia-r asked: Kencyrath! So, best Caineron: Graykin, Lyra, Cattila, or Gorbel?

minutia-r:

words-writ-in-starlight:

screeches in glee

Okay, tough question.  I’d say that if you mean ‘best Caineron’ as in ‘best example of the House’s values, etc’ it’d be a hard tie between Cattila and Gorbel, because they’re both good at the underhanded-efficiency thing.  Probably Cattila purely for that attitude of unshakeable serenity and ‘yes, this is fine’ that she has at all times, even when she’s being possessed by Merekit elemental spirits.  

As for personal favorites…oh, that’s so hard, that’s so hard.  I like Lyra a lot because…she’s just kind of a sweetie?  Like, she’s very uncomplicated–she knows what she can do and what her limits are because of society and she’s willing to work within those limits to help the people she likes, like Jame.  

I like Graykin for…kind of the exact opposite reasons.  He latches onto Jame so hard and she’s so desperately unready for having someone bound to her and he’s just as desperate to be bound to someone even though he hates that need–he’s hard and complicated and difficult and does everything in his power to get around the limitations placed on him just to prove to himself that he can, even when getting around those limitations hurts him or someone else.  But even through all that I think he genuinely loves Jame even as he kind of hates what her carelessness does to him–because Jame, the terrible destructive queen of my existence, is so careless with him, she has no training for what to do with him and no idea how to care for him–and he’s just such a messy character bound up in a mixed-blood bastard that I’ve kind of got to love him.

My general adoration for Cattila really can be summed up in how determined she is at all times to be calm as hell.  Like when Jame and Brier’s ten-command break into Restormir in Seeker’s Mask and come bursting into Cattila’s sanctum sanctorum and she just kind of goes “There’s a secret passage at the back, everyone’s drunk, go on ahead” as if this happens every day.  She knows exactly how much of a monster Lord Caineron is and, while she can’t be seen moving against him, she’s willing to let someone else do it and she’ll just sit back and watch, all right?  She’s the sort of person I imagine to wait for the end of the final battle, step outside, and criticize the Tyr-Ridan for making such a terrible mess.

And Gorbel.  Ah, my boy.  I have a lot of very incohesive thoughts about Gorbel, who wants revenge for his dead brothers and who wants to be a good lordan and who wants his father’s approval and who wants to be friends with Jame and who wants all of those desires to mesh for just one minute.  His life is a tangled mess and his loyalties are even worse and for reasons that he can’t really pin down, he recognizes Jame–who is terrible and dangerous and blood-drenched and chaotic–as the one solid thing.  He orients himself by her, not the way Graykin does, as his leader, or the way her enemies do, as their opponent, but as a landmark, something he can use to tell his position in the shifting landscape of the Kencyrath and their politics and their underhanded tactics.  And there’s something about that willingness to orient by her that I think makes him a gorgeously complex character with a remarkably large capacity for empathy and kindness given the way he grew up.  (On a less solemn note, I think Twizzle is damn adorable.)

But I’m going to say that my favorite Caineron is Sheth Sharp-Tongue.  His determination to let Jame rip apart the rotten scraps of the Kencyrath and Tentir to find the pure heart and the intact bits to piece back together is everything to me.  He is the one who figures out how to slide around the bonds of Honor’s Paradox, letting Jame succeed without technically disobeying his lord’s orders.  He’s sneaky and sly and clever and daring and I just kind of adore him.

Wow, this got wildly out of hand.

Oh, I completely forgot Sheth!  There’s my Highborn privilege showing I guess.

The only place I’m going to really disagree with you is that I don’t think Lyra is a complete sweetie?  I mean she is definitely warm-hearted and impulsive but she’s also thoughtlessly cruel to Graykin when he’s her servant, and later when she’s kinder to him it’s a) as a favor to Jame and b) she is kind of horrified by just what a sadistic bastard her father is, not because she’s had an actual change of heart.  And while she doesn’t flout convention as completely as Jame does, she also ignores it when she can get away with it–she runs around her house with nothing on under her overskirt, for instance.

Anyway, point is, Twizzle is v adorable.  There can be no two opinions on that point.

words-writ-in-starlight asked: Wow, okay, so I posted the answer to your question on my blog because it was just WAY too long and I see your incredibly difficult question and raise you. Best Tastigon: Dally? Cleppetty? The Cloudies? Bane?

minutia-r:

I’m afraid I’m going to frame my answer in scatological terms:

  • Dally is a sweetheart and does not deserve this shit.
  • Cleppetty has my eternal admiration for the way she rolls up her sleeves and deals with shit
  • Bane is a complete and utter shit (but, ultimately, he’s Jame’s shit).
  • But the win goes to the Cloudies, because they just do not give a shit.

minutia-r asked: Kencyrath! So, best Caineron: Graykin, Lyra, Cattila, or Gorbel?

screeches in glee

Okay, tough question.  I’d say that if you mean ‘best Caineron’ as in ‘best example of the House’s values, etc’ it’d be a hard tie between Cattila and Gorbel, because they’re both good at the underhanded-efficiency thing.  Probably Cattila purely for that attitude of unshakeable serenity and ‘yes, this is fine’ that she has at all times, even when she’s being possessed by Merekit elemental spirits.  

As for personal favorites…oh, that’s so hard, that’s so hard.  I like Lyra a lot because…she’s just kind of a sweetie?  Like, she’s very uncomplicated–she knows what she can do and what her limits are because of society and she’s willing to work within those limits to help the people she likes, like Jame.  

I like Graykin for…kind of the exact opposite reasons.  He latches onto Jame so hard and she’s so desperately unready for having someone bound to her and he’s just as desperate to be bound to someone even though he hates that need–he’s hard and complicated and difficult and does everything in his power to get around the limitations placed on him just to prove to himself that he can, even when getting around those limitations hurts him or someone else.  But even through all that I think he genuinely loves Jame even as he kind of hates what her carelessness does to him–because Jame, the terrible destructive queen of my existence, is so careless with him, she has no training for what to do with him and no idea how to care for him–and he’s just such a messy character bound up in a mixed-blood bastard that I’ve kind of got to love him.

My general adoration for Cattila really can be summed up in how determined she is at all times to be calm as hell.  Like when Jame and Brier’s ten-command break into Restormir in Seeker’s Mask and come bursting into Cattila’s sanctum sanctorum and she just kind of goes “There’s a secret passage at the back, everyone’s drunk, go on ahead” as if this happens every day.  She knows exactly how much of a monster Lord Caineron is and, while she can’t be seen moving against him, she’s willing to let someone else do it and she’ll just sit back and watch, all right?  She’s the sort of person I imagine to wait for the end of the final battle, step outside, and criticize the Tyr-Ridan for making such a terrible mess.

And Gorbel.  Ah, my boy.  I have a lot of very incohesive thoughts about Gorbel, who wants revenge for his dead brothers and who wants to be a good lordan and who wants his father’s approval and who wants to be friends with Jame and who wants all of those desires to mesh for just one minute.  His life is a tangled mess and his loyalties are even worse and for reasons that he can’t really pin down, he recognizes Jame–who is terrible and dangerous and blood-drenched and chaotic–as the one solid thing.  He orients himself by her, not the way Graykin does, as his leader, or the way her enemies do, as their opponent, but as a landmark, something he can use to tell his position in the shifting landscape of the Kencyrath and their politics and their underhanded tactics.  And there’s something about that willingness to orient by her that I think makes him a gorgeously complex character with a remarkably large capacity for empathy and kindness given the way he grew up.  (On a less solemn note, I think Twizzle is damn adorable.)

But I’m going to say that my favorite Caineron is Sheth Sharp-Tongue.  His determination to let Jame rip apart the rotten scraps of the Kencyrath and Tentir to find the pure heart and the intact bits to piece back together is everything to me.  He is the one who figures out how to slide around the bonds of Honor’s Paradox, letting Jame succeed without technically disobeying his lord’s orders.  He’s sneaky and sly and clever and daring and I just kind of adore him.

Wow, this got wildly out of hand.

BOOK REC

SWEET TRINITY.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS A (VERY SMALL BUT APPARENTLY EXTANT) FAN BASE ON TUMBLR FOR THE KENCYRATH CHRONICLES.

Beloved followers and non-followers alike, let me tell you a thing.  The Kencyrath Chronicles are up there as my favorite books ever.  Not the way I talk about loving Harry Potter–Hogwarts is my home, to coin a phase–or even the way I love everything Robin McKinley has ever touched–and I love her stuff like I love BREATHING, it’s not always at the forefront of my mind but when I go too long without it I ache, go read all of it immediately.  No, no, no.  This, my love for the Kencyrath Chronicles, is a WHOLE OTHER CREATURE.  Just talking about these books makes my hands shake and my bones feel heavy and my blood become a tangible fizzy thing in my veins.  Like, if being in love doesn’t feel this good, I’m honestly not interested.  

These books are about grand sweeping battles between good and evil and how those grand ideals become petty and ugly and messy as soon as you look closely enough, and how people fight them anyway because it’s their purpose or because it’s their choice or because it’s their people they’re protecting.  Magic is rampant, from the great and hated Three-Faced God of the Kencyr people and its ‘blessed’ chosen ones, the Shanir, who are hated and cherished by their own people and by themselves for how close they are to their meddling deity, to the wandering bands of rathorn (ARMORED FLESH-EATING UNICORNS, PEOPLE, HOW MUCH MORE OF A PITCH DO YOU NEED) and the migratory trees (yes, you read that correctly).  The main character is wild and casually vicious and desperate to be gentle, and she is loved by people everywhere she goes but she’s never really one of them, and the running joke in-universe is that you can track her progress across the world by falling buildings and burning cities (”…the Riverlands in ruins and you in the middle of it, looking apologetic” is a personal favorite quote).  The writing style fucking breathes with power and imagination and magic.  I am not a tough sell on books, really I’m not, but these books.  Trinity.  The fact that these books are not the most popular things since Lord of the Rings fucking breaks my heart, it really does.

So like.  Go read them.  Immediately.  The first two books, God Stalk and Dark of the Moon, are sold as an omnibus called Dark of the Gods, and please forgive their God-awful covers (why is the canonically very flat-chested lead a D-cup?  Don’t know, just kind of relieved I read the older edition with the less awful cover).  If you’ve read them and you liked them, please please PLEASE COME INTO MY ASK BOX AND NEVER EVER LEAVE.

(On a somewhat related note, I’ve read more books than I could care to count in my life, so if anyone ever wants a fantasy/sci-fi rec, I got you, hit me up.)