“guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr”
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
“your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected” is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it
This is a VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION.
(Source: sollgaleo, via goblinbutch)
Marvel Shuffle | “The world is big enough for two Hawkeyes. This is Kate Bishop.”
daughterofscotland these sound fun.
- “i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
- “i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
- “i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
- “i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
- “i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU
- “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
- “i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU
I already have it in my likes actually XD
Ah, likes. I have about 26k+ likes now. I’m pretty sure i’m using the like feature wrong but oh well.
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look what the hotel microwave does
Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one second. And for the next 30 seconds, one by one every single person in the house filters into the kitchen to give baleful looks to both you and the microwave.
OTP: who buys this microwave for a laugh, and who wakes up earlier and uses it every single morning JUST to demonstrate EXACTLY how bad of a decision that purchase was
(Source: ahh124, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
theres a difference between shipping Wolfstar and trying to invalidate Remadora.
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Girl who was paralyzed for 11 days surprises her nurse
That woman is what a nurse is. Your pain is their pain. Your success is their joy.
I love nurses.
She jumps! I’m crying.
when i was in the hospital i had a nurse who stayed overtime after working the night shift and waited till i woke up so we could eat together. all my nurses in intensive care came to visit me when i got moved to pediatrics because they got word that i cried when i had to leave them. the nurse in the ambulance came to visit me because apparently on the way to the hospital i expressed to her that i thought no one loved me enough to visit me in the hospital. my love for nurses is out of this fucking world.
Nurses are some of the best people on Earth. When I was admitted the second time (the sepsis time) and they wheeled me back into pediatrics, literally all of the nurses were in hysterics because they were so sad to see that I was back and with an even worse diagnosis.
Anyways, there was one nurse. Lynn was her name. She spent a lot of time with me. She truly got to know me and after day 4 in the hospital, I finally confessed to her that I was really bored with watching TV and pretending to sleep all day. She asked me what I wanted to do and I told her I wanted to draw and sketch. She came back from her days off with a HUGE bag full of brand spanking new art supplies that she had bought out of her own money just for me and the only thing she wanted in return was for me to draw her something.
She also made me a friendship bracelet and I still have it.
My grandmother was a nurse and one of the most caring people I have ever known, besides my sister (who is thinking of going into nursing). The amount of time and care these people put into their jobs and the people they work with is truly inspiring. Love to all nurses.
(Source: sizvideos, via adelindschade)
“I did know when she showed up and she found Banner in the middle of India, that something was happening between those two people.”“I just thought that I was a girl on a mission.”
(Source: romvnov, via goblinbutch)
Please do not fancast non-Chinese people for the live-action Mulan movie. Please do not fancast non-Chinese Asian people for the live-action Mulan movie. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE A CHINESE STORY ABOUT CHINESE PEOPLE IN CHINA AND PUT NON-CHINESE…
guys never realize that.
Why play games though? Just come out and say no, don’t seem to hard.
cause the word “no” is not in ya’ll vocabulary.
- A woman says no, I don’t want to go to prom with you, and gets stabbed to death.
- A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on a shooting spree.
- A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and is shot outside the club.
- A woman says no, I don’t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.
- A woman say no, I’m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
- A woman says no, I don’t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
- A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
- A woman says no, we aren’t married any more, leave me alone, and a man shoots her to death.
- A woman says no, we work together but I’m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst she’s working.
- A woman says no, I don’t want to sleep with you, and a man rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
- A woman says no, I’m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
- A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
- A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You don’t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.
(Source: jay-escobar, via adelindschade)
can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?
when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.
same goes for straight boys being called gay.
(Source: frequentlypolitical, via bleedingwillow96)
Vodka Tia Moran