Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

pottergerms:

accio-beatles:

Do you think seventh years at Hogwarts have a muck-up day? On the last day of school, half the students have swapped uniforms, timetables and common room passwords with friends from other houses and are steadfastly insisting to the teachers that “of course I’m in Slytherin, what do you mean I’m a Ravenclaw, you insult me”. Meanwhile, someone’s enchanted suits of armour to act as bodyguards for random first years, who can’t even enter a classroom without a vaguely panicked pile of metal clattering along behind them and leaping on potential attackers. Sir Cadogan has been convinced to battle the Fat Lady for possession of the Gryffindor common room (the Fat Lady is a surprisingly vicious fighter) and nobody can get through the portrait hole. In the spontaneous sleepover that ensues in the Great Hall, a group of over-emotional seventh years huddle together, clutching Butterbeers they’ve smuggled in from Hogsmeade as they sing “Hogwarts Hogwarts Hoggy Warty Hogwarts” one last time.

THIS IS EVERYTHING

(via bronzedragon)

born-in-chains-of-revolution:

thetroubledravenswritingdesk:

asha-fallenangel-risingdemon:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

OOOOOOOO

:O

What do sopranos and pirates have in common?

They both murder on the high seas

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

crystalsoulslayer:

theactorsjourney:

aw-blog-no:

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

#he’s screaming #help me

(Source: showgirlsteve, via anacfranco)

friendlyneighborhoodcommiescum:

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside

And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

(Source: cupofcoffin, via dukeofbookingham)

quoth-the-ravenclaw:

elphiewonderful:

hartlesmage:

Whoever is blasting Phantom of the Opera down the hall will be drowned out from me blasting Les Misérables there can only be one dominant broadway production in this floor

This is what I imagine theatre majors living in dorms behave like.

This is exactly what theatre majors living in dorms behave like

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)