An open letter of advice to those of you living with roommates: if, say, you have one roommate who usually does the dishes, that’s fine. However, if you can no longer physically FIT dishes in the sink, it’s maybe time to act outside your habitual...

An open letter of advice to those of you living with roommates: if, say, you have one roommate who usually does the dishes, that’s fine. However, if you can no longer physically FIT dishes in the sink, it’s maybe time to act outside your habitual role and wash that bad boy your own self. If, hypothetically, the dish-doing roommate is attempting to finish a thesis and has therefore not eaten a meal that wasn’t takeout or microwaved in a few days, maybe you could really live life on the edge and do more than one dish yourself.

Just a thought.

Tags: I normally love our third roommate but B O Y I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER I GOT SHIT TO DO THAT ISN'T YOUR DISHES obviously this is my non-Laurens roommate I'm just way too tired to deal with actually having the confrontation so instead here have some passive aggressive bitching although I will add that among my relatively few housekeeping skills is that I do dishes really efficiently which is why I usually do them but like MAYBE one glass and a bowl are mine literally all of these are his he's small enough for me to dropkick probably​ adventures in college