ive-gotta-gay-go-go-ive-gotta-go:

effiestrinkets:

directedbypattyjenkins:

Did anyone else get the vibe that these two were totally girlfriends

Especially when Antiope died… That scream of devastation the brunette unleashed was more emotional than any Nicholas Sparks movie I’ve ever seen.

big mood

I thought she was her wife tbh

You’re hired.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

American Gods and etymology

  • Mr. Ibis (about the Vikings in America): They did not yet have a word in their language for "miserable". They would have to invent one.
  • Me: See that's funny, because one of the words for "miserable" in Swedish is "eländig", which originally meant "exiled" or "in a foreign land".

elizabitchtaylor:

You ever meet someone and you can tell they grew up in a household where The Simpsons was banned ?

(via wildehacked)

cover-squirrel:

when the voltron fandom’s most seemingly far-fetched keith origin theory becomes canon

(via slyrider)

stevonnie-against-mdlb:

dorcasmeadoews:

accio-shitpost:

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

(via windbladess)

blodwymm:

recollectingthepast:

“The Hamilton/Pacific Rim mashup you didn’t know you needed.”

IT GOT BETTER. 

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

dwoodchip:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

me: i don’t really care about all these disney live action remakes
disney:

me: 

I’ve always wondered why the people in the town thought Belle was so weird and more importantly how does a bookshop stay open if it only has one single regular customer who is also not wealthy? The only explanation is that there must be something else about Belle that is considered to be odd or strange that was never addressed or thought of in the animated film.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

forestkiid:

since it’s hanukkah and people might be paying attention to jewish people for once, some stuff to note

  • don’t call a jewish person a jew unless you know they’re okay with being called that
  • antisemitism is still very real (you’d be surprised how many people ‘forget’ this)
  • goyim (or gentile) means non-jewish people, goy is singular.
  • undermining and erasing jewish traditions is antisemitism
  • if you say to ‘get over the holocaust’ or anything along those lines i will come over and bash your head in with our spare menorah
  • Don’t tell someone they can’t be Jewish because “they don’t look like a Jew.” That’s not for you to decide.

It is currently very much NOT Hanukkah, but ALL VERY GOOD POINTS NONETHELESS.

(Source: timetrees, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

real-hamiltrash:

Friends: *can’t find me in a crowd*
Friends: *screaming* LAFAYETTE
Me: I’M TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REIGNS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS.
Friends: found her

(via taubraxiatel)

outofcontextdnd:

“I believe it’s time for my usual disclaimer: now would be an excellent time for someone who doesn’t have 6 Charisma and no ranks in Diplomacy to interrupt me and take charge of the conversation.”