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August 02, 2017
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thorinsmut:

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

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Tags: it's me hard same me as fuck

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July 26, 2017
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uncle-rachey:

nicetobealive:

archwrites:

batcii:

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

click and drag to find out what your shitty fanfiction kiss tastes like

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@kdetta @saisai-chan @bearly-tolerable @kaizoku-okubey @hexedshadows @celeaakuri @aracdo @amouroboros

(via littlestartopaz)

Tags: WHISKEY LIGHTNING AND RECKLESSNESS OH MY GOD I'M GONNA WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY SO THAT I CAN TITLE IT THAT to be fair if i was being honest it would be gin lightning and recklessness but anyway me as fuck anyway i'm hella depressed and i'm realizing with a stroke of insight that i have been for several days now and like on the one hand i was due a down cycle but on the other hand rude i'm gonna watch eureka and write some headcanons if any of the rest of the internet has seen castlevania pls feel free to do that headcanon meme for it maybe it will Cure Me ugggggggh i hate writing travel that's what i'm currently dealing with in alleirat and i just!!! want to advance the plot!!! but now they have horses because ~reasons~ (read: the author Did Not want to get in touch with her inner tolkien and write a bunch of on foot travel) and i love horses because i'm a terrible cliche

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July 22, 2017
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Tags: hard same me as fuck

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July 14, 2017
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phone wallpaper types

pretentious-git:

Type 1: their phone background is of themselves

Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other

Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple

Type 4: their phone background is of a couple, usually fanart of an otp or a show couple

Type 5: their phone background is of their favourite character

Type 6: their phone background is some really fancy art or quirky/minimalistic kind of thing

Type 7: their phone background is of their pet

Type 8: their phone background is of their family or friends

Type 9: their phone background is one of those stupid shitty backgrounds that are already part of the phone and they never bothered to change it 

which type is ‘their phone background is an extreme closeup of a dinosaur skeleton’

(via unpretty)

Tags: me as fuck actually currently my phone wallpaper is master ren from monstress saying 'as the poets say we're fucked' but the dinosaur was my background for months and months

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June 02, 2017
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nicolauda:

i’m on twitter

(via ifeelbetterer)

Tags: wonder woman only mostly dead HARD SAME ME AS FUCK

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May 28, 2017
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littlestartopaz:

jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

@words-writ-in-starlight

(Source: greelin)

Tags: MY LIFE MY ENTIRE LIFE hard same me as fuck

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May 19, 2017
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  • me: maybe i should ask for prompts
  • also me: or just write the prompts ppl already gave you, you jag
  • also also me: or write all the fics you said you were gonna write, damn
  • still me: or write your original fic, wtf man

Tags: HARD SAME ME AS FUCK

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April 26, 2017
898 notes

Hamilton Characters as Texts I've Gotten

  • Hamilton: Hey are you awake? Why aren't you awake? It's 4:17am wake up
  • Burr: My life is just one social faux pas after another.
  • Laurens: Ew no hetero tho
  • Lafayette: You're so over dramatic and french
  • Mulligan: I made my own clothes for 5 years
  • Washington: As your father, it's my job to tell you you're acting like a total piece of shit right now.
  • Eliza: Ya know we're all trying. Sometimes there's heartbreak, sometimes people eat your food, sometimes death is inevitable, but I'd slaughter your enemies if you asked me to.
  • Angelica: Not to psychoanalyze you but you're salty and hide behind your intellect
  • Peggy: I am so confused
  • Philip: That was some prodigy level poetry. I understand nothing
  • Jefferson: Hair perks
  • Madison: wow @immune system it's time to function
  • Seabury: *sends the Union Jack emoji on The Fourth of July*
  • King George III: I'm so sorry I'm terrible, please love me

Tags: hamilton that first one though me as fuck

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April 26, 2017
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  • Me after focusing on something like the bare minimum amount for a neurotypical person: "I dunno maybe im not really adhd"
  • Me being left alone in the doctors office for 30 minutes: *dicks around with medical supplies and rubber gloves, spins in the spinny chair, plays the Floor is Lava game, breaks a pen*
  • Me: "hmm. Maybe i was wrong."

Tags: MEEEEEEEE ME AS FUCK THAT ADHD FEEL WHERE ONE (1) SECOND OF FOCUS IS PROOF YOU'RE FAKING IT AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND FIDGET UNTIL SOMETHING BREAKS LIKE @MY BRAIN PLEASE JUST ACCEPT THE REALITY AND STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE ME I'M LYING TO MYSELF adventures in ADHD

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April 23, 2017
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i have two approaches to canon

scribefindegil:

  1. So if we extrapolate from this one-off line in episode fifteen, as well as this tweet by the creator and the answers given at this comic con panel from 2014, we can infer that this character’s relationship with salad is more complex than it first appears …
  2. *pulls down sunglasses and points a flamethrower at the source material* Death of the author, baby.

(via ifeelbetterer)

Tags: HARD SAME ME AS FUCK