don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
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s/o to my anxiety for keeping my impulsivity in check
and to my impulsivity for breaking through my anxiety
#my brain is an intricate ecosystem which is on fire
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‘why don’t you ever write enjolras pov? he’s so mysterious in your fics’
well 2 b brutally honest about this one i can’t describe how hot enjolras is from enjolras’s pov
are you Victor Hugo
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i finished reading the captive prince books last night and here is a brief List of Things:
1) the fact that like every four seconds damen reminds us that he has a Type, and everyone else reminds us that he has a Type, bcs every single person in every single kingdom knows that damen has a Type. WE GET IT. U LIKE BLONDS. mess. (“i have SEEN HIM.”)
2) equally, the fact that every four seconds damen starts daydreaming about What If I Could Court Laurent For Real. my two fave varieties of this are (a) the fact that basically every time he sees anything, up to and including random buildings and like, trees, probably, he’s like IF ONLY I COULD SEE THIS THING WITH LAURENT, BUT PROPERLY, WHILE COURTING, and (b) the time he was all “what if we’d met when we were younger, hmm i’d have been like 19, so laurent would have been… 13? wait, no, that wouldn’t work, how about instead: AU where laurent is 16 when i meet him at 19, so that i could—wait for it—court him! NICE.”
3) basically, all aspects of damen’s Big Dumb Crush. damen: “laurent is kind of hot i guess, too bad he’s an asshole so i definitely don’t care or like him at all or appreciate that everyone is super convinced that we’re fucking.” also damen, a short while later: [literally drops a fucking pitcher and spills wine everywhere bcs he unexpectedly sees laurent’s legs]
4) “the soldiers in kastor’s army are trained in massage?” and then that entire scene; i read this bit as i was walking home from work bcs i’m an idiot who thinks she can read while walking, i almost walked into like three different trees and then when it ended i had to go over to the edge of the sidewalk so that i could stand still and scream quietly into my hands
5) “hello, lover” (this was another point at which i had to put the book down so that i could have both hands free, in order to physically drag them down my face)
6) damen said, “you asked for it, once.” damen said, “wear it for me.” laurent said, “put it on me.” (i said, approximately, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHADhHhdh”)
7) “you’re very…. attractive.”
8) “i’m a little more experienced than that.” “yes, that is immediately apparent.” “is it?”
9) actually every piece of dialogue occurring during or shortly before or after any of the sex scenes honestly, like, sex scenes as character studies, re: which, murder me about it
10) murder me especially about how careful damen is, even before he has any idea, like he doesn’t know what laurent’s deal is, only that he definitely has one, and he’s so so so attentive to that even though he doesn’t get it—and then, when you are done murdering me about that, you should pls murder me at LEAST twice about like………. every single tiny carefully constructed agonizing detail of how laurent functions in intimate situations. god.
11) “it was charming because it was clear that laurent was unsure exactly what to do, yet, typically, had acted to take control of everything” have i mentioned that laurent is my CHILD
12) [scandalized] “that is SPORTS”
13) the time when laurent gets drunk and is more sociable than usual and then the next morning is EXTREMELY CONFUSED by the fact that he appears to have made friends by accident asdkhfgksdjk BLESS. my tiny disaster baby.
14) the fact that nikandros spends basically the entire time he appears in these books being like “look, i get that there’s literally no hope of you not fucking him, bcs: U Have A Type, but also, the thing is, have you considered—” [long-suffering wordless scream into the void]
15) HE IS CHARLS. I AM CHARLS. WE ARE COUSINS, NAMED FOR OUR GRANDFATHER. CHARLS.
16) laurent teaching a little girl a fucking magic trick afsdksadhjfkjkahfkhdgjk bye bye bYE
17) the fact that laurent BLUSHES CONSTANTLY, he spends so much time blushing, it’s incredible. here’s a thing i enjoy thinking about is how fucking delightful damen presumably finds this, and how much fun he prob has making laurent blush at inopportune moments.
18) “he won’t kill you but I WILL”
19) damen at the end like “WELL, this wound isn’t actually LIFE-THREATENING, and now my BOYFRIEND is gonna have to TAKE CARE OF ME ATTENTIVELY while i recover, so :D :D :D on the whole i am rather pleased with this stabbing!!” DAMEN ARE U LITERALLY EVER OK
20) it :) was :) one :) kingdom :) once :)))))) goodbye
21) that time laurent brought damen an apricot
this has been a non-comprehensive list of Some Things I’ve Been Screaming About, the end
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Gay and bi people: who was your first fictional same-gender crush?
Mine was Velma from Scooby-Doo.
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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
- rude
- that’s fair
- not again
- are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece
tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take
Y’all actually giving middle/side/corner are living your lives wrong.
You take the biggest piece.
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Followers Meme
Rules | Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!
Tagged by: @wildehacked
name | Moran online, although people usually call me Starlight and I’m considering just giving up and switching to that ‘cause it’s nice.
nicknames | I answer to Moran IRL, people also call me R (yes, like Grantaire). Also apparently I am now Vodka Tia Moran, which I am down with.
zodiac sign | LISTEN. I flunk the zodiac. I just do. I am the worst at being a Pisces ever, literally EVER, and have been for my whole life. And before you get clever and think “oh, well, what’s your ascendant/moon/sun/WHATEVER” just trust me, trust your resident ex-cult tia, someone has DONE THAT FIRST and drawn up my WHOLE DAMN CHART and I am The Worst At Zodiacking. So just no. Shhhhh. Let it go.
height | Five-fucking-nothing and salty as hell
orientation | Queer, and yes I’ll fight you
nationality | American and living in fear
favorite fruit | Pomegranates. I will buy, peel, and eat an entire pomegranate for my own damn self and I don’t even care that it takes me forever to peel the damn things.
favorite season | I like all four seasons as long as they’re doing what they’re supposed to. I do NOT like the messy in-between bits.
favorite book | WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT CHEATING QUESTION IS THIS. THERE ARE FOUR BOOKSHELVES IN MY LIVING ROOM ALONE AND FOUR MORE IN MY BEDROOM. TO SAY NOTHING OF EVERY OTHER ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
favorite flower | Roses. Also lilacs.
favorite scent | Earth and asphalt after a rain, roses under hot sunlight, honey and rising bread, the ozone after a lightning bolt.
favorite color | Jewel tones–blood red, royal purple, sapphire blue, satin black. I like colors that commit to something.
favorite animal | Horses and wolves and cats and dogs and snakes and turtles, in no particular order.
coffee, tea, or hot cocoa | Ahaha, me and caffeine don’t get along so great. Either it’s DO ALL THE THINGS or immediate sleep. And I can’t stand coffee well enough to drink it without the advantage of caffeine. Jasmine tea with lots of honey is where it’s at, my dudes. And hot cocoa if it’s cold out.
average sleep hours | …fewer than I should. Maybe five.
cat or dog person | BOTH. But also Charles (HIM BIG) and my own dear beasties demand that, for the moment, I am primarily a dog person.
favorite fictional character | …Jamethiel Priest’s-bane. And Rachel. And Kitsune Yukiko. And everyone on the Enterprise. And Storm and Rogue and–look, we could be here all day.
number of blankets you sleep with | Whatever means I am warm but not physically dying. This number is distinctly different between bedtime and getting up, because my body temperature spikes the second I fall asleep and then I die from heatstroke. (You think I’m joking. I have, in the past, actually given myself heatstroke if I have too many blankets on me while feverish.)
dream trip | OUT OF THE DAMN COUNTRY. Shockingly this is not predicated on the existence of the loud yam, I’ve just never been out of the country. I think it would be really cool to go to Wales, and to do the whole Arthuriana tour of the Celtic Isles, and also to see if I can find out where my family is from in Hungary and go there, and go to Mexico to test out my Spanish in the real world. Also Rome. Always wanted to go to Rome.
blog created | Halfway through sophomore year, so…wow, about two and a half years? Maybe more like three?
number of followers | 525 and I forgot to put up a piece of original writing for 500 because I’m a mess, someone remind me to send around some kind of poll or send in a specific request.
Tagging: Twenty people is a DAMN LOT, so like @littlestartopaz, @lathori, @chromatographic (who I FORGOT I was mutuals with because I’m a mess, do you see a theme), @skymurdock, @flvffs, @slyrider, aaaaand @cadeteyes. And whoever else feels really called to do the thing.
