Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

rustfoxes:

More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”

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retiredvoldemort:

Because I’m curious reblog with your moral alignment, MBTI personality type, and Hogwarts house in the tags

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overthinkingfunandprofit:

Solas: I am… concerned about the Inquisitor.

Cassandra: Why is that?

Solas: Yesterday after she finished her discussion with Leliana she… Instead of using the stairs she hurled herself from the top of the tower down onto my desk. Then picked herself up and addressed me as if nothing odd had occurred.

Blackwall: She does it from the battlements as well. Just last week I was strolling by the stables when a dwarf in hundred pound armor came streaking down from the sky like a bloody meteor. Left a dent in the sod. She stood there shuddering for a second and then stood up, grinned, and asked me how I felt about Cullen’s leadership.

Varric: The other day I caught her staring down a cliff in the Storm Coast. I pointed out that there was a path nearby, but she just said, “Nah, I’ve got enough guard for this.” And flung herself off. 

Cassandra: I… I was not aware.

Inquisitor: *Lands in a thunderous heap a few feet away* Hey guys, I saw you from the east tower and wondered what the party was all about! What’s everybody talking about?

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adhighdefinition:

the two adhd moods in a nutshell

• overstimulated: can’t do it because everything is too much
  
• understimulated: can’t do it because everything is too boring
  

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kinkstertime:

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

(Source: twinsky, via lupinatic)

novellaqueen:

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

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adhd gothic

gorthu:

• you are holding a thing. its in your hands. you look away for five seconds. you are no longer holding the thing and you cannot find it anywhere. you did not move from your spot. you do not know how this happened
  
• you are scrolling down a website. you see something nice and you decide to read more about it. you scroll up to look into it. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it. you forgot the first thing you were going to search. you scroll down in hope to remember. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it.
• there is a tear in one of your favourite outfits. you decide you can fix it. you grab the sewing supplies and put them down while you research how to do it. an hour passes. you wonder why there are sewing supplies by your bed.
• where are your glasses? 
• there are three cups on your bedside table. you venture into the kitchen. you decide you want some water. you bring it back to your room. there are four cups on your bedside table.
• youve had a towel around your shoulders for the past three hours. you are going to shower.
• you’re watching a movie. you pick up your phone to have something to do while you watch the movie. you pause the movie. two days pass. you still havent finished the movie.
• repeat to yourself so you wont forget, you think. repeat repeat repeat repeat. you no longer remember anything else but it. you look to the side. blue is a nice colour. what were you thinking about?
• your leg wont stop shaking. it has a life of its own. you are not in control.

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beekeepermarycatherine:

like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include:

• top 5 punishments from back when God was fun
• Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome 
  
• yes, I fully stand by the fact that I just called Jesus punk. Jesus was totally punk.
• fuck every single author that portrays Satan as a revolutionary. Satan is a child throwing a temper tantrum and I have no patence for him
• let me tell you every single detail of exactly how I think the Christ story would play out in modern day
• reasons why I am crying over Judas Iscariot right now at this exact moment 
• the Bible may not have said Adam and Steve, but it definitely said David and Johnathon 
• the fall of humanity was inevitable and God’s fault for making us so damn curious. it would have happened with or without Eve. leave your sexism at the door.
• I want to bring Peter to a modern Catholic Mass because he would recognize literally nothing about the church he started
• angels are horrifying creatures and I want to have sex with one

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cover-squirrel:

when the voltron fandom’s most seemingly far-fetched keith origin theory becomes canon

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