nehirose:

notcaycepollard:

direhuman:

Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t ready yet. that’s still recharging.”

or like that one car scene in Winter Soldier:

“brain I really need to do this”

“nope”

“well what the fuck can you do???”

“how about browsing tumblr for five hours”

yep

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

slyrider:

darkpuck:

shatterstag:

For everyone out there, i think the #1 thing that made me realise I had add/adhd is finding out that hyperfocus is one of the hallmark symptoms of adhd

I never considered I could ever have it until I discovered this. ‘Adhd is supposed to be about being unable to focus. I can’t have it if I can sit down and draw or read or play video games for 8 hours straight to the point of forgetting to feed myself, that’s like, the complete opposite of adhd. That’s just normal behaviour, right?’

JOKES ON YOU BRAIN THAT IS EXACTLY ADHD

GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

I WASN’T DIAGNOSED UNTIL I WAS SEVENTEEN

SEVEN FUCKING TEEN

AND WHEN THE PSYCHOLOGIST TOLD US ABOUT HYPERFOCUS

MOM AND I STARED AT EACH OTHER

BECAUSE I’VE BEEN DOING THAT SINCE I WAS SIX.

@words-writ-in-starlight
neil-gaiman:
“Everything you need to know about me, in one tweet.
”

neil-gaiman:

Everything you need to know about me, in one tweet.

(Source: amandapalmer, via lathori)

slyrider:

anitas:

no casual interests we hyperfixate like men

@words-writ-in-starlight

(Source: anitas)

tigermicki:

Me: man, Lito is so dramatic how did he get this way?

Lito’s Mom: throws a party with a dozen place settings and wine glasses for guests that aren’t coming and meticulously arranges the tabloids of her son having sex with another man for both of them to see as soon as they walk in just to prove a point about how much she loves and supports him

Me: oh

(via fireflyca)

fatmomsgetfit:
“I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
”

fatmomsgetfit:

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

(via lathori)

fat-little-dinos:
“ sharpington:
“ the littlest gryphon
”
ADORABLE
”
@littlestartopaz This reminds me strongly of that doodle you did of the Starlight griffin with my icon.

fat-little-dinos:

sharpington:

the littlest gryphon

ADORABLE

@littlestartopaz  This reminds me strongly of that doodle you did of the Starlight griffin with my icon.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

the-queen-of-thedas:

my-fair-ladybug:

my-fair-ladybug:

Writing is zipping along through six pages in under an hour and then getting stuck on a single transition sentence for three weeks.

when the fuck did this get notes 

While you were pondering over the transition sentence

(via lathori)

eearth:

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

Tags: ME AS FUCK

dreamerxnheaven:

it’s been around 1 ½ years since aou and I’m still bitter about clintasha

(via snarkyeloquence)