halfhardtorock:

zoewashburne:

jewishkarkat:

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it

Originally posted by blackdogs-world

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  • me showing up to my 6 year old self: hey kid wanna know the future
  • six year old me: ok
  • current me: in the year 2016 a reality tv star is running for president, you can play pokemon in real life with these commonplace tiny portable computer phones, and episode 7 came out and it has a girl jedi
  • six year old me: what the fuck
  • current me: also you're gay peace out

roboticdreams:

do you ever think about your oc and you’re like “i headcanon that—” and then you stop and realize that this is YOUR character and all of your headcanons are canon and you are powerful and should be feared

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As requested by too many people: making the last post rebloggable

neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

birdartpoetry asked: Mister Gaiman, you’re kickass. I was just wondering, what do you think is the best way to seduce a writer? I figured your answer would be pretty spectacular.

In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.

So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”

And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.

…because this seems to have come around again, here is the original. 

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sinfullvibes:

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

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kinesisboomer:

kinesisboomer:

When that friend is a wild card with headcanons and you don’t know if they’re about to share angst or fluff


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drhanniballecter:

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

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THIS WEEK ON

howlnatural:

‘WHY HAS THAT WIP I’M FOLLOWING NOT BEEN UPDATED?’ ROULETTE!

  • Author got little to no feedback on previous chapter, thinks nobody cares and/or everyone hates the story
  • Author received negative feedback and thinks everyone hates the story
  • Author started another story in order to get rid of writer’s block brought on by WIP and is now totally consumed by new story, keeps staring guiltily at WIP reminding his/herself to continue it
  • Author’s real life suddenly got TOO REAL.
  • Author got seduced by another fandom
  • Author doesn’t use sofware that autosaves and lost most of the next chapter, is too lazy to rewrite
  • Author has sudden case of believing everything they write is absolute shit and doesn’t want to subject you to sub-par work
  • The story has been pretty much leading up to the next chapter and Author is now procrastinating out of fear and self doubt because they’re pretty sure they’re gonna mess it up
  • Author thought it was okay to lead into this one plot point, but due to feedback/further reflection, has now realised that they need to write another 3000 words to get there and is not emotionally ready

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seafoamsorceress:

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

(Source: roseroyalty, via patroclvss)