Reading up symptoms for your disorder like

4-pds:

-do that

-do that too

-sorta do that 

-do that 

-would probably do that if it weren’t for the other disorder

-do that

-wait that isn’t normal?

-do that

*easily has enough symptoms to qualify for a diagnosis*

-wait there’s one more symptom on the list

-I don’t do that

-well obviously I’m faking and I don’t really have it

(Source: why-pds, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ADD/ADHD Problems #1970

littlestartopaz:

Its not that I have nothing to do, its that nothing is appealing or capable of holding my attention.

bisexual-books:

lierdumoa:

Okay you know what I want for the Deadpool sequel, even more than Wade getting a boyfriend?

Wade getting an ex-boyfriend. 

Somebody with whom Wade has History with a Captial H. The boyfriend he dated on and off for four years, who then vanished with no explanation. Maybe he left for Wade’s protection, but Wade doesn’t know that and thinks he was just a fucking asshole.

Vanessa knows about this guy. Not any real details, just that they were serious before he broke Wade’s heart. Vanessa doesn’t know the ex-boyfriend’s real name because Wade only refers to him via expletives, so she mentally refers to him as The Touchy Subject.

The ex-boyfriend’s name should probably be Logan, since there are already so many references within the movie canon (and Wolverine is bi in the comics) but I’m not picky.

.

See, now here’s what I don’t want.

I don’t want the franchise saying, “Well Wade was joking before with the gay stuff. But now it’s different. He’s journeyed down a path of self discovery and come out the other side open to new sexual horizons.”

I don’t want a ~coming out~ story. 

I want a 8===D~~~Wade has obviously been out this whole entire time weren’t you paying attention?!~~~Ⴇ===8 story.

.

I mean think about it.

With a movie franchise this big, it could be a gamechanger. 

If Deadpool does it, other franchises will no longer be able to justify not doing it.

If the Deadpool tells audiences once and for all, definitively, “We were never joking, and we don’t understand why you would even assume we were joking, unless you were some kind of homophobic asshole who thinks being pansexual is a joke” than every single popular queerbait fuckboy id fantasy franchise is gonna have to fucking put up or shut up.

Gotta admit, this sounds REALLY appealing.  

(via im-lost-but-not-gone)

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

Tags: me me as fuck

idiopathicsmile:

hermanngottliebs:

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

my single greatest weakness as far as love stories go

is when a story is told through one character’s (pining) point of view, but you the reader KNOW that their love interest loves them back

and the pov character casually says something that you the reader KNOW is gonna be completely devastating to their love interest, but pov character has NO IDEA, like:

“[innocently devastating thing],” said pov character

a strange look seemed to pass over love interest’s face. “yeah, [seemingly casual response that comes off as a little stilted, for reasons pov character just cannot pinpoint],” said love interest.

“uh, [joke that accidentally just DIALS UP THE AGONY TO A THOUSAND FOR LOVE INTEREST],” pov character added, to cut the tension.

love interest step’s faltered for a second. “[seemingly casual response that is FILLED WITH EXQUISITELY REPRESSED PAIN AND LONGING].” it sounded a little gruff. probably love interest was just distracted, or wanted some space. who could blame them?

POV CHARACTER, YOU IDIOT <3

(Source: alogicals, via wildehack)

dexbonus:

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

actually me.

(Source: dynastix, via clockwork-mockingbird)

humorous:

teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?

me: the due date. 

(via keeperofthehens)

Tags: YES ME COLLEGE

  • *it starts raining*
  • me: yes
  • *lighting appears*
  • me: yES
  • *thunders explode*
  • me: YES
  • *raining intensifies*
  • me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Tags: yep me fuck yeah