Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

#ourgeneration horror stories

kayteaem-fic:

• They find a book written in Latin… one guy doesn’t take Latin and doesn’t want to mess up the pronunciation. The girl is studying Mandarin. Another guy recommends sticking it into Google Translate but that’s likely to land them with gibberish. They leave it alone.
  
• The car won’t start. They call an Uber.
  
• The vampire captures the girl and insists that she wears the gown to dinner. The gown is actually hella cute. Only problem is it’s not in her size. Oh, it only comes in 2’s and 4’s? Sorry, vamp, you want me in that dress you contact the goddamn company and tell them to get their shit together.
  
• “How did you possibly know that? It saved our lives!” “I’ve got two degrees and I spend way too much time on Wikipedia.”
• They encounter a spirit that gains power the more people believe in it. One girl makes a vine and uploads with, “fakest ghost ever!!! Right??” Twenty minutes later the spirit is destroyed.
  
• The circus is in town tonight. Except she’s lived her whole life here and the circus has never come before… it’s also in a pretty sketchy part of town, not somewhere you’d want to walk alone at night. She goes to a movie instead.
  
• “You’d need an ARMY to fight this evil!” “Okay. I’ve got 20,000 followers, lets see how many can make it.”
  
• The Evil Whispery Voice of Doom tells the jock that it’s going to kill his pretty blonde girlfriend. The jock gets offended because, excuse me, Cindy and I are just friends. However, Marty over there is my boyfriend and I’m not saying you should kill him, just stop making assumptions yeah?
  
• “This spirit tried to convince me it was Jerry when it texted but its texting style is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT so yeah that didn’t work.”
  
• We could have easily gotten lost and ended up at some creepy cabin in the woods, but luckily we all had functioning GPSs. Beach party, we’ve arrived!
  
• “We have to find a way to destroy it! We—what are you doing?” “Looking up ‘exorcising demons’ on Google. Oh look, first hit.”
• The child she bares will be the devil’s spawn. Good thing she doesn’t want kids. Or if she changes her mind she can always adopt.
• “How can we possibly outwit this serial killer…” “… There’s gotta be an app for that. Lemme look.”
• Only the virgin will survive… Turns out they’re all virgins. One is asexual. One wants to wait until marriage. Two just haven’t found the right person yet. One is meh about sex. So we all survive, yeah?
  
• The girl does not fall. She was on varsity track.
  
• “Quick! We need someplace to hide the artifact. And then decoys to confuse the beast! What have we got?” “… I’ve got a hundred plastic bags stuffed into another plastic bag.” “PERFECT.” 

(Source: itsclydebitches, via adelindschade)

fuzzyb0nes:

megcorbs:

mildmoderngirl:

millennial goals and dreams are so minimal

“i want to drive a car that doesn’t break down all the time”

“i want to one day consider buying a place instead of renting”

“i’d like to not be in so much debt”

we are the least entitled generation but we get the most shit

The truth in this tho

The other day, I started thinking about all the things I would do if I had a ton of money. They were almost all about paying off debt, buying a house, fixing my car, and getting more education for a better job. The most frivolous thing was getting a dog.

Yeah, I think my plans if I ever got rich would be “pay off all of my debt, acquire a nice apartment, pay off my parent’s debt, pay off Adler’s debt (I got you, sweetie), get a dog…start a charity?”

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Thus Began the Rein of the Millennials

notsoscairdycat:

naamahdarling:

theliberaltony:

2015 is the first year that the Millennial generation makes up more of the voting age population than any other generation.  

That is why the older generation is trying to suppress your vote. They know that you can change the world they destroyed.

The first step we should take is getting Bernie Sanders elected President of the United States. We should show the world that we refuse to stand aside while an older and smaller generation insists on the destruction of our Democracy.

This is just the beginning, This is the first year we have as the largest voting generation in US History.  

Let’s make the most of it.

Those of us almost-old folks who are NOT fucking assholes and who are getting fucked by the system are relying on you to fix what we could not because we were too few.

And we believe in you completely because you already show every sign of being extraordinary.

Also, please do not forget to vote in Congressional races - we cannot let them control both houses any longer.  We need a progressive intelligent President AND a Senate AND House of Representatives so they can work together.  Also, your next President will likely be appointing Supreme Court Justices - we want good appointments to go through!  If we lose the Presidency and Congress, it will be lights out.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)