becausedragonage:

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I’m laughing my head off. “There should have been a warning.”

The warning is that it’s a retelling of the fucking Illiad. Honest to God, a story involving one of the most famous same-sex love affairs in the history of literature and there should have been a warning?

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

turnonmyheels:

booksandcatslover:

hallotom:

peskipixi:

theinturnetexplorer:

it gets me every time

I’ve got something in both eyes

I scrolled past this twice last night, only read it now. I’m crying over here.

read all, do it please
and keep tissue at hand

every time I come across this it makes me cry 

(via princehal9000)

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

vamp-jewess:

manicpixiedreamdroid:

blame-my-muses:

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

coneycat:

comeon-letsgoandplay:

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

Originally posted by dpaf

For anyone who needs this.

@rorleuaisen

i really really needed this today

thank you

@pillarofnutmeg !!!!!!!!

I needed this

It has been such a long day I literally almost burst into fucking tears right here.  I needed baby cheetahs today.

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

geekhyena:

emberkyrlee:

OMG there’s a follow-up story to THIS ONE

GLORIOUS

OH MY GOD. 

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

paiges-page-of-fuckingshit asked: Is there someone in your life who is the moon of your life?

dedalvs:

There is. :) My darling wife thisallegra whom I’m met as a linguistics undergrad. (we were both in Berkeley’s undergraduate linguistics club), and who continued on with me to get a master’s in linguistics. I could spend every single second with her for the rest of my life, and I know at the end of my life my only regret would be not having spent enough time with her. She helps me with my languages when I get stuck and also enjoys being a total lazy bum like me. I unfortunately had to take this trip to the Bay Area without her, because she’s 31 weeks pregnant and simply can’t do traveling right now, and I’ve missed her every moment since I was gone. Me jalan atthirari anni. :)

dyinghistoric:

hellofangirlparadiseblog:

*Ahem*

Cheesy warboy pickup lines. Go!

Are you the sun, cause I’d like to be the man to grab you

(via dyinghistoric)

flannelsandfandoms:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

2and1things

(Source: iraffiruse, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)