Avengers: [in a crowd and can’t find Natasha] ‘this calls for drastic measures’
Avengers: [use their hands as microphones] “CLINT BARTON HAS BEEN COMPROMISED”
Natasha: [from across the room] “what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY”
Avengers: “there she is”
(Source: topsocialartistbts, via goblinbutch)
Marvel Shuffle | “Clint, this is not the story of how you met Bobbi. This is the story of how you are actually in love with Natasha. Also, you know you’re not my father, right?”
#CLINTASHA #CLINTASHAEDIT #MARVELEDIT #CLINT BARTON #NATASHA ROMANOFF #KATE BISHOP #BOBBI MORSE #HAWKEYE #BLACK WIDOW #MOCKINGBIRD #MINE #SHUFFLED UNIVERSE #GRAPHICS #I REMAIN STEADFAST IN MY DISLIKE OF THE HIMYM SERIES FINALE #BUT IMAGINE CLINT’S CRAPTASTIC STORYTELLING SKILLS #HE’D BE TELLING THE STORY OF HOW HE HAD PIZZA FOR DINNER YESTERDAY #9/10 OF IT WOULD BE ABOUT HOW HE MET UP WITH NAT EARLIER THAT DAY #I IMAGINE THIS IS HOW LOKI FOUND OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT NATASHA TOO #HE’D ASK CLINT ABOUT FURY #AND HE’D TELL HIM ABOUT HOW MAD FURY WAS WHEN HE FIRST BROUGHT NAT IN #HE’D ASK CLINT ABOUT THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE #AND HE’D TELL HIM ABOUT HOW NAT WENT UNDERCOVER AT STARK INDUSTRIES TO EVALUATE IRON MAN’S SUITABILITY FOR THE TEAM #YES #THIS IS HOW LOKI FOUND OUT EVERYTHING (x)
I had to include the tags from marvelshuffle because I…cannot possibly agree more. This is definitely how Loki found out everything.
Marvel Shuffle | Avengers: Age of Ultron alternate opening (insp)
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“Two halves should make a whole but when we’re together together it feels infinite”
(Source: sydneybarett, via clintashamcu97)
CLINT/NATASHA AU | Clint and Natasha are stranded on a snowy mountain waiting for S.H.I.E.L.D. to come and get them home after a mission. Natasha’s wearing an hideous sweater she found in the safe house, Clint has some ideas on how to get rid of it…
(via clintashamcu97)
To Each His Own, Chapter 13 by shadesfalcon
She’d been following him through the hallways without comment, just tailing along behind in her distinctive silence. Until she noticed that there were at the exit. So much so that Clint was already handing over the paperwork to the appropriate guards.
“We’re on a mission?” she asked, clearly frustrated. “I’m not warmed up. Do you have the files? I’ll get caught up while we’re on the road, I promise.”
Clint grinned at her rant, which made her fall silent but seemed to increase her annoyance.
“We’re not going out on a mission. I just thought you’d like some fresh air. As indicated by your question, you don’t get out for anything besides missions.” The first set of gates buzzed open and Clint drew her into the tunnel. “Besides, I haven’t been getting out that often either. If I’m starting to get antsy, I know you have to be.”
“I’m okay.” But her murmur was belied by her increasingly eager steps down the tunnel. In fact, by the time they hit the last gate check, she was literally pressed against the links, willing them open.
(Source: jacqueline-carlyle, via clintashamcu97)
I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks
#piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers ID* #probably uses it to get out speeding tickets too #”no no see it’s alright i am an AVENGER” #”that means i save the world and stuff…” #”so you’re welcome” #”no need to give me a ticket see look at my AVENGERS ID-card” #ends up getting a ticket anyway #story of your life #drops by mcdonalds #slides avengers ID over the counter as a form of payment #official avenger coming through #doing hero-business #please step aside ma’am i am an avenger #that means i work with captain america #yes #good ol’ cap #the big c #why yes he does smell like freedom and apple pie
#then one day a barista or shop assistant asks cap if he’s got his avenger id for the discount#and steve gives him a blank stare#and just before he says there’s no such thing as avengers discount#nat comes up behind him#slams her id down#‘yes we both need avengers discount’#reminding herself to high five clint later#because ‘avengers discount’ has clint written all over it (via annperkin)
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Y'know what, I’ve decided that Clint met Nat after he was already married, and as they became better and better friends, she’s coming over to the house, she’s playing with the kids, she’s connecting with Laura, etc he was horrified to find that he was falling in love with her, because he loves Laura and didn’t want to ruin his family. And one night he confesses this all to Laura and says “if you don’t want me to work with her anymore I’ll explain it to her and move to a different department” and instead of making him do that Laura was all “…actually I’m sorta in love with her too; I mean I’m not interested in having sex with her but I fantasize about touching her romantically and I really want her to be part of our family”
So they open up their marriage to Nat and at first Nat is like “sure” because she loves them both back, but as Nat starts to outgrow the Red Room brainwashing and integrating into normal society she also starts losing her comfort with doing things outside the norm. Because their arrangement isn’t hurting anybody right now but surely it will in the future, right? Otherwise more people would be poly. And while she knows it’s completely wrongheaded and irrational, the fact that she can’t have kids makes her feel like she’s “not really part of the marriage”, especially after she tries to pick the kids up from school and isn’t allowed because “you’re not their mom” even though Clint and Laura both authorized her to do so.
So she asks Clint and Laura if they can take a break from the whole thing while she sorts things out, and they say of course because they love her and want her to be in a good headspace.
And that’s when she convinces herself that she’s in love with Bruce (Tony’s got Pepper, Thor has Jane, and Steve has his own issues because he’s stuck on both Peggy and Bucky), and that’s why the BruTasha in AoU was so forced and awkward and out of character.
And after Bruce leaves Nat goes back to Clint and Laura all “I fucked up. Start over?” in her trademark deadpan and of course they take her back.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
