danverskate:

marvel studios is going through a moment where they could literally pick any character and make a successful movie if they wanted to. for fucks sake they made one about a team that not even most marvel comics fans really cared about, when no one was asking for a movie about them, a team that features a talking tree and a talking raccoon, and it had the fucking biggest box office of the year so far. stop giving me those weak ass excuses for the lack of female led movies

LOOK AT ALL THE TRUTH.

GIVE ME MY BLACK WIDOW MOVIE.

(Source: hardfeelingsmp3, via anacfranco)

sharoncartre:

BLACK WIDOW (2018) ⌐ After releasing SHIELD’s files and in turn her own files onto the internet to expose Hydra, Natasha Romanoff soon finds her past nipping at her heels, including a student of the Red Room who’s determined to take on the name Black Widow.

Starring Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/The Black Widow, Natalie Dormer as Yelena Belova, Tom Selleck as Ivan Petrovich with Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier and Tom Hardy as Alexei Shostakov/The Red Guardian

PLEASE.  *bursts into desperate sobs*

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datingdisastersofaqueergirl:

misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india because the patel twins are going to school in scotland and what are they told about their history, tell me about native american kids learning to say wingardium leviosa with hate in their hearts and tell me about wizarding rabbis bickering about whether you can use potions on the sabbath tell me about the slaves on their ships with their wands broken, mouthing curses in the dark tell me about the runaways that made it with garter snakes wrapped around their wrists that told them when they tasted dogs in the distance, tell me about the underground railroad and abolitionists with unbreakable vows and home-spun invisibility cloaks and disilusionments, using obliviate, using imperio, knowing that they served a higher justice, tell me about what happened to black wizards in the fifties, about what gates they were storming in the sixties tell me about queer wizards taking love potions every morning in their coffee to stay married to their husbands and their wives because what else could they do?

the world only begins and ends with straight white christians if you don’t bother looking any farther than that and too many people don’t and i am tired, tired, tired

Oh. 

but I started crying halfway through this.

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voxmyriad:

bootycap:

bootycap:

buddy cop romcom starring chris evans and tom hardy finding an abandoned puppy at a crime scene and they fight over who has to take care of it only they both end up falling in love with it and then they fight over who gets to keep it until it almost ruins their friendship

and then they realize they’re in love with one another and they all live happily ever after

everyone wins

In Police Custody

“They seized the dog, he seized their hearts.”

Make a poster NOW.

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