flvffs asked: BOTH RAMBUTANS AND AVOCADOES ARE BRILLIANT FRUITS AND THEY DONT DESERVE YOUR HATRED

i just to eat some avocado out of PURE SPITE

Okay, I G E T that avocados are some kind of a superfood and I just…like…canNOT get past how mushy they are, if you can more power to you.  BUT RAMBUTANS HAVE HAIR???  I CANNOT.  I DO NOT DO HAIRY FRUITS.  LIKE.  I DON’T EVEN LIKE PEACHES.  EVEN ONCE THEY’VE BEEN PEELED.  FRUIT SHOULD NOT HAVE HAIR, HAIR SHOULD BE AN ANIMAL-EXCLUSIVE OCCURRENCE.

Look at this

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THAT????

Tags: asked and answered chivalrysson DEMON FRUIT I DO NOT DO HAIRY FRUIT EVER AT ALL PERIOD moran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoes AND AVOCADOES AND RAMBUTANS AND KIWIS AND PEACHES although oddly i will eat fruit with spikes starfruit and dragonfruit are fine i don't like the prickly feeling pineapple leaves in my mouth but i don't actively hate it (fun fact: that prickly feeling is the pineapple enzymes breaking stuff down in your mouth) (because pineapple is a MEAT TENDERIZER) (so i don't feel unjustified here)