recklessravager asked: My boyfriend is 4'9"
Listen, us tiny folks are only small because our spectacular-ness is condensed and distilled down into its purest essence. Compliment your boyf on the purity of his awesomeness.
recklessravager asked: My boyfriend is 4'9"
Listen, us tiny folks are only small because our spectacular-ness is condensed and distilled down into its purest essence. Compliment your boyf on the purity of his awesomeness.
Anonymous asked: My friend describes herself as six foot negative 8. She is 5'2" and I just thought you would find this amusing.
This is so fucking good, give your friend a high five for me.
Anonymous asked: oh my god you're five foot nothing IM FIVE FOOT NOTHING I LOVE YOU HOLY FUCK CAN I GET A HELL YEAH
H E L L Y E A H
jacytheblue asked: I am also tiny (5'2) and full of rage. People take my anger seriously because I fight dirty and can be VERY loud when necessary.
Saaaaame, my guy. My number one rule of combat is that there’s no such thing as a dirty move when you have to look up at your opponent.
Anonymous asked: IT OK I SMOL TOO
SMOLS UNITE. WE RIDE AT DAWN.